When your lady is on the rag and won’t give you a blowjob to compensate. So you you jerk off using your hand that fell asleep.
by Caesar The Baby June 9, 2018
Get the Flat Tire, No Spare, And a Stranger Stopped to Help mug.A nickname for Wolverhampton Wanderers winger Adama Traoré. The meaning of the nickname is that he has a spare key to your home, which he uses to enter said home and fuck your wife while you’re not around.
Man: Honey, I just checked the security cameras… who is that in our driveway?
Wife: What are you talking about?
Man: *notices SPRKEY license plate*
Oh god *chokes back vomit* not Mr. Spare Key
Wife: What are you talking about?
Man: *notices SPRKEY license plate*
Oh god *chokes back vomit* not Mr. Spare Key
by 99 Oreos January 10, 2022
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the girl you are talking to for no other reason than in case all your other ho-contacts suddenly turn cold on you. the spare tire in this case would be installed and ready to satisfy your sexual desires
Greg: Man, why you talkin' to Juanita? She's fuckin nasty!
Harold: She's my spare tire, you know, just in case...
Harold: She's my spare tire, you know, just in case...
by OPPuknoMe May 16, 2007
Get the spare tire mug.A person to act on a buffer on a possibly uncomfortable date. A positive spin on the word thirdwheel. This person is a friend of both of the people who would want to hang out and potentially , but are not too familiar with each other yet. So the spare tire is asked to come along to make the date less awkward.
Guy: Aye i want to ask Jane to the movies this weekend but I'm not sure if she'll go, i don really know her that well.
Friend: oh you like Jane? she's the homie!
Guy: Oh will you be the sparetire for me?
Friend: oh you like Jane? she's the homie!
Guy: Oh will you be the sparetire for me?
by Frank3 August 22, 2011
Get the sparetire mug.A Lezzer, prepherably a pair, of lezzers are often refered to as "Spare Rib Ticklers", Wich originated from women who have there spare ribs are able to 'kiss (& more)' "themselves"
by Teenster July 15, 2007
Get the Spare Rib Ticklers mug.1. When somebody replaces your mouthwash with clove or castor oil, and you attempt to gargle it and end up splatting the bathroom mirror.
2. Cheap mouthwash that causes splargling.
2. Cheap mouthwash that causes splargling.
1. By the sound of it Andrey's just splargled.
2. I tried to buy decent mouthwash but they only had splargle.
2. I tried to buy decent mouthwash but they only had splargle.
by Steve November 19, 2003
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