toby's definitions

SMMFD

Acronym that stands for "suck my motherfucking dick".

"You denied my request for a raise, and now you want me to come into work on my day off? SMMFD."

by Toby April 2, 2005

Forbidden hair

see mullet

I've got forbidden hair yes i do
there given 'em to any one that means you
you can drive to europe and get one too
then you'll have forbidden hair like i do
{buy a vandals album}
{cause i cant}
{im poor}
{well not really}
{but i dont have money to spend on CDs}
{but you do}
{so buy a vandals album and make yourself happy}
{i recommend their Christmas album}
{wink}

by toby December 7, 2003

rap a lap

to spit game with a girl on yo lap

man keith rap a lap that bitch cause there was no chairs nigga!

by Toby September 22, 2004

Super-Fried Slice

Defn: Mega gay. Combo insult that adds super-fried or red hot flamming to a complete dirty male bum touching G-lord.

Eg: Of course I want Falmer you super-fried slice.

by Toby February 12, 2004

Skag

A heroin addict

"Look at that dirty skinny Skag"

by Toby February 18, 2004

hackitoki

'hackitoki' is a word used to describe an unpleasent situation/smell/sight/person/taste.

That tasted like a hackitoki (used to describe an unpleasant taste).

She was a fat ugly hackitoki. (used to describe an unpleasent person).

That car is sure one hell of a hackitoki (denotes the car as an ugly, stinking, piece of rust).

by toby July 22, 2004

brown leaf on da concrete

an african american sleepin on the sidewalk

man look at da brown leaf on da concrete!

by Toby September 22, 2004