toby's definitions

clit

the clit is the female version of the head of a penis. men enjoy blowjobs, therefore women ejoy stimulation of the clit. most men, unfortunately, do not know where the clit is or how to use it and think that it severs no real function. this is equivalent to saying that the head of the penis deserves no attention durring any sexual acts. the clit is capable of giving many women multiple orgasms, and any man that can deliver that for a woman is practically guaranteed good head, sex or both.

do you know where the clit is? uhm, well its about 2 inches from where you think it is....for god's sake it's pierced!

by toby March 30, 2004

Ped

a townies means of transport

hairdryer on wheels

by Toby May 28, 2003

SMMFD

Acronym that stands for "suck my motherfucking dick".

"You denied my request for a raise, and now you want me to come into work on my day off? SMMFD."

by Toby April 2, 2005

hajj

A journey, esp. one which is arduous or difficult.

I had to walk three miles home in the snow. It was such a hajj.

by Toby November 23, 2003

brown leaf on da concrete

an african american sleepin on the sidewalk

man look at da brown leaf on da concrete!

by Toby September 22, 2004

skinny mole

a male penis entering an anus. Due to a penis having an eye and cant see plus it comes out brown.

Girl look at my skinny mole after entering yo poo shooter

by Toby September 22, 2004

txt

abbriviatd typeing used to in messages from mobile to mobile

c u nxt tues

by Toby May 28, 2003