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dilt

1 cm cock
by toby May 27, 2003
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booze cruise

Going across the english channel, normaly on a Dover - Calais ferry. Since british tax emplies heavily on the price of alchol and cigrettetes, its more cheaper to buy them taxfree on the continent, though Belgium is cheaper then France!
Im going on that P&O ferry the pride of dover for a booze cruise, want to come??
by Toby September 5, 2003
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Hot Tawd

A Stallion

A hoss from LBI
Sheila: eh eh Tawwwd

Disco: Tawd - you are soooooooooo hawt

Sheila: That's Hot Tawd. He's so dreamy.
by Toby October 30, 2003
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clit

the clit is the female version of the head of a penis. men enjoy blowjobs, therefore women ejoy stimulation of the clit. most men, unfortunately, do not know where the clit is or how to use it and think that it severs no real function. this is equivalent to saying that the head of the penis deserves no attention durring any sexual acts. the clit is capable of giving many women multiple orgasms, and any man that can deliver that for a woman is practically guaranteed good head, sex or both.
do you know where the clit is? uhm, well its about 2 inches from where you think it is....for god's sake it's pierced!
by toby March 30, 2004
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Ped

by Toby May 28, 2003
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Super-Fried Slice

Defn: Mega gay. Combo insult that adds super-fried or red hot flamming to a complete dirty male bum touching G-lord.
Eg: Of course I want Falmer you super-fried slice.
by Toby February 12, 2004
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hackitoki

'hackitoki' is a word used to describe an unpleasent situation/smell/sight/person/taste.
That tasted like a hackitoki (used to describe an unpleasant taste).

She was a fat ugly hackitoki. (used to describe an unpleasent person).

That car is sure one hell of a hackitoki (denotes the car as an ugly, stinking, piece of rust).
by toby July 22, 2004
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