Smear

The act of one smearing human shit across their chest, usually done by another person against their will

He smells really bad, I bet he’s a smear

by AverageCanadian7567 March 8, 2023

general smear (the second update: 25.04.24)

The shitty-doings of General Smear continue to drown the students of Baulko. It started with the walls and students but at one point... he just could not hold it in any longer. Students. Teachers. Principal. AND ESPECIALLY the Janitor was smeared all over. Fortunately, following this disastrous attack, we can identify one particular victim and gain a 69-minute interview with the boy himself. NAMELY, Zuhair, or as his new name post-catastrophe, ZuShit. This momo dupe of a Bengali boy just wanted to learn about the ideal GAS laws, especially GAY loose(nut)sacks law. However, the general had other plans. ZuShit was surprised to learn he would not only learn the theory of how gas is formed but rather was given an unexpected practical on how gases turn into brown precipitates. Feeling like he had learnt a lo that lesson he gleefully walked out the corridor when he noticed something... a stench. Connecting the brown dots, he took a glance down at his feet evidently covered, shmeared and engulfed by the general's signature premium shit. he ran to confront the general who was shitting in the female cubicle as he was in a quite a hurry. The stench was simply too blasphemous.

Knock Knock!
"get out buddy i am trying to cook up tonight's dinner! please wait your turn"
"no you don't understand what you have done. my parents bob and sam will not accept me. they will sent me back to syria.

"mate i don't have time for this shit! piss off."

Saranyan: Damn bro i feel really bad for ZuShit.

Rishi: yeah no cap fanum tax ohio rizzler.

Saranyan: must be a shitty experience

ZuShit!: hey dont make fun of me guys!!!🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Rishi: i think its time to let the public know general's true powers in the latest general smear (the second update: 25.04.24)

by dailybritishbrownboy March 24, 2024

Smearing my shit

The action to “spread your own shit on a wall” step 1: take a big fat stinky shit on the wall
Step 2: spread
Step 3 walk away like yo shit don’t stink

Person 1: Yoo is pumping easy?
Person 2: idk I’m smearing my shit on the wall

by Pissiepiss October 28, 2022

Cold Smeared Face

Shittin on mf's since 1981

Cold smeared face....man he shittin on errbody..since 1981 yo

by Pebbinghouse March 9, 2021

doodoo smeared

Being doodoo smeared is a personification of the word in the sense that it represents being high but to the extent that it deletes your spine and causes one's face to fall between one's thighs into the toilet bowl in which they are currently sitting over and in which is full of "doodoo" per say. So, it means you're hella high.

Damn bro your doodoo smeared after one boof?!

by hentaidoujin February 27, 2021

Smears McGee

A term used when a person “smears” a lot, to the point of absurdity, to learn what a smear is, check the definition on smear by this same author

Man1: look at Smears McGee over there
Man2: oh yea, I can tell he’s a smear by the smell

by AverageCanadian7567 August 17, 2023

fudge smears

An alternative phrase for fecal matter lines in your underwear. Fudge smears occur around the corner from where lemonade is made. Usually caused from truly dedicated individuals diving deep to get that itch, cutting one off too soon, or misjudging the TTB ( time to bathroom).

Alternative use: the result of a Roomba pushing your dog's droppings across the floor.

These fudge smears are disgusting! I am not washing these. There is not enough bleach in the world...

by Oscar Leadbetter May 28, 2017