Slippery Fish

A slippery fish is a person who is not great looking and will treat you like rubbish! Basically a snake but with slime!

My Ex is such a slippery fish!

by KYD4EVER January 31, 2017

Slippery Joe

A guy who comes over for sex but always has some excuse to leave as soon as it's over.

She got so angry at what a slippery joe he was being, she dumped his ass.

by M. Nice December 8, 2004

Slippery Dolphin

When you and a girl drunk as hell in the bathtub or jacuzzi with a chick that you know doesn't like anal and try to have anal sex with her. She shakes her head and makes sounds like a dolphin would as you try to stick it in her ass. "Ahhkaa Ahhkaa Ahhka" like a dolphin, hence the slippery dolphin!

"I tried the slippery dolphin with that drunk hoe last night but she wouldn't let me!"

by bushmonstr February 28, 2007

keep it slippery

The gayest way of saying goodbye to someone. A Substitution for Take it easy, Good-Bye, Peace, Later, C-Yah, TTYL..... it's REDICULOUS!!

~You have a good night and "keep it slippery"
~Keep it slippery Brotha

by Jon Bozak December 27, 2005

Slippery ninja

The sexual act of masturbating onto a floor, leaving a sticky or slippery mess (depending on floor surface). An action intended to cause discomfort and annoyance to a female partner in the hope that she treads in the newly applied man-porridge.

*guy applies slippery ninja technique, girl walks into room* *squelch*
Girl: Oh my god that's disgusting! Why would you do that on the floor?!
Guy: I am slippery ninja, and as an owner of ovaries, you are the victim of my mischievous ninja deeds!

by Slippery ninja February 28, 2010

Slippery Clam

A term for an excessivley moist object (vagina) that resembles and feels like a slippery clam or mollusk

"I've been waiting to fry up her slippery clam all day"

by josh tribune February 12, 2004

Slippery Dick

A non-erect penis, that is hard to grasp between your hands.

"God damn, I got Slippery Dick!"

by Long Penis John June 8, 2018