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Slippery Newman 

when a man gathers the squirt juice from a woman and uses it to whale it(jack off).
The other day Jimothy gave himself a real nice slippery newman with Bertha's Juice.
Slippery Newman by Daveball April 20, 2010

slippery slappers 

the most affectionate term of endearment one can use towards their friend. Top of the ranking of names you call your friends.

Most commonly used by students of Herzing College in Montreal, Canada.

You would kill (if Canadians could actually aim, or at least hold an arm) for slippery slappers
"I'm surrounded by all my best bros tonight: slappers, slippers, sluzza, slippery slappers" - Eden

slippery snake 

When a guy unexpectedly surprises his bitch with a sneak attack slip of the dick into an extremely wet pussy.
Dude, Johnny pulled the slippery snake on Kate last night! She had no idea what hit her!

Slippery Dragon 

The act of punching ones throat or lower abdomen at or shortly before ejaculation resulting in involuntary consumption of seminal fluid. First made popular in the late 80’s many credit Steven Segal’s signature throat chop as inspiration. Usually done out of frustration or simply to get back at women for past misdeeds(most would argue just being female is grounds alone for slippery dragon). For maximum effect its best to show no emotion after slippery dragon is administered..
After months of Tina refusing to swallow, John decided it was time to deploy the slippery dragon.
Slippery Dragon by Skooker April 3, 2011

slippery jackson 

When one takes the large toe and sticks in into a womans vagina and turns her around rubs it up and down of her ass crack

Slippery Spelunkin blumpkin 

A mix between a Slippery Slepunker and a Blumpkin. It's when you shit into a condom while someone is giving you head on the toilet. Then you fuck the person giving you the Blumpkin.
Last night I was giving Tom a blumpkin and he fucked me with his shit. It was warm... Oh, Tom gave me a Slippery Spelunkin blumpkin last week. So sneaky!