Shooting sand

When a guy has masturbated numerous times in a given day, and reaches the point where he can barely ejaculate. Usually experience in adolescence, when masturbation is seen as a wonder of creation. A somewhat desperate and painful experience.

"By the end of the day I was shooting sand."

by Fluteboy November 13, 2016

Shooting the piss

To fuck around, usually in a harmless and stupid way

Did you see that video with the boys doing that cake check? They were totally shooting the piss!

by NotAHorse07 August 3, 2022

Dry Shooting

When a young boy who hasn't gone through puberty tries to rub one out but there's nothing there.

"Jimmy why are you so tired?"
"I was up all night dry shooting"

by Trashythrashqueen June 27, 2016

school shooting

A normal hobby in America

man in school: shows the kids his hobby

the newspaper: school shooting yesterday 10 am

by poopmaster694201337 April 25, 2022

shootin terrible

1. In a bad way, in a bad situation, or in the act of making an illogical choice. Not doing well, at all. Having bad luck.

1. I went to visit my cousins in the country this weekend. They both have to sleep in the same bed, walk to school, and eat beans and cornbread for dinner; they shootin terrible!!

by bigfox May 23, 2007

Shooming

The act of taking a shit whilst in a Zoom meeting.

Person A: Why was your camera off during our afternoon meeting?
Person B: I had Chipotle for lunch, so I was shooming during our afternoon meeting.

by Hello Stalker October 28, 2020

SHOOFTING

WE YOU GO ALL IN ON SOMETHING , FULL SEND

ARE SHOOFTING IT THIS WEEKEND ?

by WALSHINGTIN January 26, 2021