shrumpkin

Derived from "blumpkin," a shrumpkin happens when a man sharts while receiving oral sex.

That chick was pretty upset when I gave her a shrumpkin last night.

by Flannel Jake November 15, 2010

shadump

When a dump is preceded by a shower.

Man I got so sweaty after eating that burrito. Better shadump when I get home.

by 206ZAK May 25, 2011

shrumpert

a small amount

There's only a shrumpert of a hot dog left!

by the Funk man September 23, 2011

shumper gumper

A very cute and spoiled kid

Boy that beny myers sure is spoiled and misbehaved.
Yes he does enjoy acting like a shumper gumper.

by kbens March 5, 2012

shrumph

1) (noun) An embarrassing failure due to lack of effort.
2) (noun) a person known for many shrumpfs
2) (verb) to give up without even trying
The word comes from the sound made when letting one's body fall limply onto an overstuffed couch.

"I totally shrumphed the midterm; that class is so boring I can't even begin to read the books."

"Bill's the biggest shrumph -- he can't get a date, keep a job, or even buy a vowel."

by Dr Word Nerd December 21, 2015

Shlump

a stupid way of saying sleep

Billy is Shlump on his desk

by ShlumpMaster October 24, 2017

Shlumpish

A feeling when u are tired

That grind got me feeling shlumpish

by Big papa v May 7, 2018