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Sexual definition

A definition that is related to sex in some way. Usually there are two kinds of them:

1) The sexual definition that defines a word that is often used in a sexual context. These definitions aren't really a huge problem, and I don't see people complaining about those specific definitions.

Example:

rail (n)

I shouldn't have to explain this one

2) The sexual definition that "defines" a word that is not used in a sexual context. These definitions are one of the major reasons why people hate this place, since perverts on this site slap sexual definitions on words that aren't sexual in the first place.

Example:

hand

When a boy walks into a girl's room and then they both start to have (yeeeeeah you get the point)
1)

Alex: Hey Chris, the term "c*m" is filled with sexual definitions.

Chris: Alex, that term is sexual and is used in sexual contexts. They're not that big of a deal.

2)

Joe: My friends were complaining about teamers all the time. I wonder why. I guess I'll go on urbandictionary for help.

The Definition it shows: WHEN YOUR GIRLFRIEND GETS REDACTED SHE LITERALLY DIES

*Joe gets PTSD*

Joe: I hate how these perverts make sexual definitions for non-sexual terms
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Sexual Atheist

Person 1: What's your sexual orientation?
Person 2: I'm a sexual atheist.
Person 1: What's that?
Person 2: I don't think I'll ever have sex.
by Dugisabug July 20, 2012
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Sexual Harassment

When someone is harassing you in a sexual manner, for example, snapping your bra strap, making comments about your body, cajoles you, rubs up against you, etc'.
If someone is giving you unwanted sexual attention, that is Sexual Harassment.
by FeministChik July 7, 2009
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sexual tension jellyfish

In a situation of intense sexual tension use the sexual tension jelly fish. It is a hand motion derived from the akward turtle and TMI turkey. To do the motion, pretend like you are scratching your cat. Wave your fingers forward and back, bending at the knuckles.
I was with my ex and his new girlfriend, so i did the sexual tension jellyfish.
by karaaaaaaaaaa April 3, 2008
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sexual remorse

The feeling of guilt subsequent to hooking up with someone. This could be anything from just a kiss to intercourse. However, the most extreme cases of sexual remorse often are due to intercourse.
I totally shouldn't have slept with him last night! I have a bad case of sexual remorse!
by bill the buffalo February 28, 2009
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Sexual Improv

While having sex or simulated sex, as via a webcam, attempting to perform a fantasy or scenario.
"Last night was a sexual improv while I attempted to play a dominatrix for my boyfriend."

"The hottie I picked up at the pub last night was a blast! When we got home it was a total sexual improv while I learned what turns her on."
by Joy Lovewell January 10, 2010
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Séquence

A term used to describe a particular set of actions, executed to perfection, in order to achieve comical relief.
"Oh, Billy might have broken both his arms jumping off the ledge of the building to entertain us, but it sure was a great séquence."
by séquenceInventor October 7, 2019
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