Schemastick

Schemastick v.:

A word combining excuse, me, and, my, stick, which could refer to anything cylindrical shaped.

"Schemastick."
"Sure you can get past"

by KnightmrInArmr January 20, 2005

Schwemmpes

beyond cool. if something is too cool for words all you have to say is "SCHWEMMPES". pronounced Shwem-pez. but you cant ever underuse it. it stricktly means beyond cool or anyother words. not even dank.

That smokering was SCHWEMMPES!!!!!!11!one!!!11

by this one chick August 30, 2006

schwemblah

a very friendly berber dude

hey look! its schwemblah, the friendly berber dude. lets go say hi!

by fokerpace February 11, 2008

Scheembler

People you tend to like.

Dave and Mika are Scheembler's.

by joeramwasbanned September 12, 2009

schemplicate

to drink bud light and bang hot aliens

I would like to schemplicate this weekend.

by barmonkey January 17, 2011

Scheme eyes

When a girl gives you this look you know it's going down. She'll squint her eyes at you and have a smirk on her face.

"Dude I saw her giving me the scheme eyes across the room, she definitely wants the "D""

by Jatthews January 24, 2014

schteving my bill

A secret phrase which replaces the commonly used term "jacking off", this originated in STC Highschool in 2014. Very useful when in public or in school

(Two boys on the phone)
Guy 1: Hey bro can I come over?
Guy 2: Hold on, I'm schteving my bill.
Guy 1: Alright hurry the fuck up.

by notyaD May 20, 2014