Schrodinger's Bitch

One that will make threats for no reason, except for personal entertainment, only to say they were only joking if the other person takes it seriously

Richard: "I could kick your ass in a fight bro"
Chad: "I'd like to see you try!"
Richard: "Dude chill I was just joking."
Bystander: "Richard is Schrodinger's Bitch"

by MagicSugar33 June 13, 2020

Schrodingy

An area in which an object's location cannot be defined until later tested. Short for "a Schrödinger's Cat Thingy."

In film, a car in a tunnel when observed from outside the tunnel, the tunnel would be the Schrodingy as the car's position cannot be defined.

An object in a film or videogame that is teleported when the viewer is not looking; the area it is hidden in would be a Schrodingy.

by Schrödingy January 12, 2011

Schrompf

Pronounced: Sk-ro-mp-f

To eat a large amount of food in a short amount of time, this person could be referred to as a glork.

Jimmy schrompfed his desert.

by Xirenshinn January 16, 2011

Schrodinym

An acronym that simultaneously expands to mean multiple phrases. Refers to the cat from Schrodinger's famous thought experiment.

"They call themselves 'The TSA' which is supposed to mean 'Transportation Security Administration' but it's a Schrodinym that also means 'Thousands Standing Around'."

by zerotrickpony July 26, 2016

Schrödinger's Friend

Someone who is simultaneously friends with everyone or many people but friends with no one.

"You ever notice how we always hang out with (person who is Schrödinger's friend) but never hang out with (person who is Schrödinger's friend)

by la dude July 21, 2018

Schrodinger’s Negative

A negative contraction added to a statement retroactively depending on the public opinion of that statement. Disregard all contextual statements surrounding the statement.

“I don’t see why it would be Russia.” To Schrodinger’s Negative: “I don’t see why it wouldn’t be Russia.”

by Pizzaghazi July 27, 2018

Schrodinger's shutdown

During a government shutdown, the government doesn't have the money to provide services or pay its employees, but citizens still have taxes taken from their paycheck.

"Wait, the national park is closed? Where the hell did 30% of my paycheck go?"
"Who knows man, it's Schrodinger's shutdown"

by Sonicpanda January 25, 2019