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I was trying to schlag the girl behind the bar.
by Cecil B. July 24, 2008
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Schlomo

Noun:
Someone who is really lazy.
usually describes someone who is chilling at home, wearing pijamas all day, being really slow with everything.

It's can be used as something negative OR positive depending on the situation.

If it happens once in a while and you just have a chilled out day at home with your friends, a schlomo day in front of TV can be awesome.

If you are just a lazy person, who eats to much, gets fat, never goes out, ditched his friends and just schlomes around all day, it obviously is negative.

To use it as an insult:
Even if you don't know the person, but you can suggest from his look that he is quite a schlomo (either he/she is fat, looks like a computer geek or looks totally boring), you can use the term as an insult. In this case schlomo has the same meaning as loser.

In this case you can use it instead of the word "loser".

M: "Fuck, I failed on my driving test for the third time. I'm such a schlomo."
L: "Oh jheezz, yesterday this schlomo from work made a move on me..how can he possibly think that I would go out with him?"
G: "Hey dude, I tried reaching you all weekend, there was a massive pool-party at my freinds place, what have you been up to?"
M: "I didn't do anything this weekend, I stayed at home in my PJ's watching O.C. all over again from season 1."
G: "Oh man, you are such a schlomo, you missed out on the party of the year!!!"
by schlomobear1 October 5, 2011
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Schlob

Is a name for a male who has a long and fat dick. They are constantly getting laid because of their wangs.
I asked cody if he scored last night. He said "Of course I'm a Schlob"
by Chuck woolery November 14, 2004
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[schlob]

One Michelob Ultra.

pronounced: "Shhh-loooowwww-bb"

Other possibilities include: One Michelob Ultra Amber, or "Amber Schlob"
"Quit drinkin' all my fuckin' Schlobs I only bought a six pack"

"I farted in Lou's room, now I owe him a Schlob"
by Sir Admiral III January 14, 2009
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schloiken

yo yo yo yo yo, i got a straight: nine, ten, jack, queen, schloiken
by donatello December 17, 2003
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schlode

a cross between a schlong (an abnormally large penis) and a chode (a penis that is wider than it is long)
thus meaning that a schlode is a amazingly large meat hammer than is completely useless for anything sexual, but can be used to hit someone over the head with and hurt them, alot.
gemma: so how did it go with tom last night?
georgette: not good! he had a total schlode!

adam: woah henry what happened to your face!
henry: tom got mad and hit me with his schlode, fucking asshole
by henry89 February 13, 2009
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Schlagle

the act of performing anal sex on a constipated person
I totally performed a schlagle on her last night. It was.... weird
by thejwitness July 18, 2009
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