schlong dong

A massive penis. Schlong dong can refer to the owner of the monstrosity too.

"I hurt a girl with my schlong dong last night, made that bitch bleed"
or

"Ash is schlong dong, thats why Shelly loves him."

by Sippin on a 40 November 28, 2007

schlingin

a verb, used with context clues in place of any other verb.
if correctly implemented into your daily vocabulary, the use of "schlingin" makes you sound sophisticated, yet down with the urban lingo.

"Damn, they've been at the bar schlingin' (substituted for drinking) for hours! They're so schlingin' (fucking) drunk! But, not drunk enough to go schlingin' (sleeping) with random strangers. Although, the bartender was schlingin' (hooking up) you with drinks...maybe he'll take ya for a schling (ride) in his ferrari!"

*Note: schlingin' may be used in other contexts, as illustrated with the "schling" example.

And, "schlung" refers to being drunk, meaning the same as "throwed!"

..."nukka, i'm schlung!"

by BrAnDi B, E to the V, & BraNdI S~ September 1, 2006

schlong-goggles

Much the same as beer goggles, though no alcohol is required; i.e the man's schlong makes a terrible, terrible decision about a girl best left alone. The brain is hardly involved, if at all.

This may occur after many months of sexual frustration, or simply if he is a slag.

verb; to schlong-goggle

"jesus tom, what were you thinking?"
"i don't know man, i definitely had my schlong-goggles on"

"however hard tom tried, he simply could not remove the schlong-goggles from his eyes"

by rural_dictionater January 12, 2010

schlongologue

any exchange between a man and woman via one of the social networking sites that deals mainly with the man describing his penis and the woman's witty (or not so witty) replies. Pictures may or may not be used.

My girlfriend and I had a hot schlongologue going last night.

Did you read the schlongologue between that Weiner guy and the card dealer? It was wild!!

OMG! Can you believe that Mark sent me a picture last night while we were on-line having a schlongologue? Dude! That was NOT cool!!!

by D/K December 8, 2011

schlong nugget

When a penis is dipped into different variety of sauces and licked off while your in a car.

Crystal: last night I gave mike the best feeling in the world "schlong nugget" with some hot sauce.

Chelsea: ewwww girl try it with ranch!

by JENNASABADBITCH August 23, 2011

schlonghozzled

to be mislead to believing something.

i heard theres free din dins at the fire hall. we might be getting schlonghozzled.

by dickeredplianceguy March 5, 2012

schlongness monster

A penis so large, that it is often thought of as a myth. While it exists, few have seen the schlongness monster released.

Sara said that when mike pulled out his penis it was so big, that she thought it was the lochness monster. He shouted, its the schlongness monster, then knocked her in the face with it.

by mexicanmike03 December 10, 2013