Schlick

An old flabby woman who likes to lose peoples papers constantly. She enjoys telling us that gifted children are more likely to kill them selves than a regular child. She puts up pictures of her daughters but often replaces them with pictures of a dolphin that broke her flabby hand. Schlick does not let you use the bathroom because she wants to see how long you can go before you pee your pants. She also calls us nerds and makes us watch movies about inventing, and immigration, and october sky. She has also been divorced twice.

Mrs. Schlick

by 123456787649453690780268054654 May 12, 2011

Schimid

A person who goes by the name of "Schimid" usually asks you to put his name into UrbanDictionary.com

Schimid told me to put his name here

by Esuohlim November 19, 2003

Schlamme

For those who follow the show, "Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip."

The feeling of semi-annoyance that the show left with a cliff-hanger ending. Created because the first producer's last name is Schlamme. Which common sense can connect to "Lame". If used when not referring to the show, then the word is a contraction of "That shit is lame."

ADj. Expressing dislike or disapproval for a situation or outcome.

"You can't give me b-12, i'm pregnant"*-Fade to black* *Credits*

Viewer- "Schlamme! another cliffhanger ending."

Person 1- I got into a car crash.
Person 2- "Schlamme!"

by Rex Victor January 28, 2007

schlick

something of significance, relating to slick or smooth passing.

“bitch that was so schlick bro”

by slippss August 22, 2020

Schlieffen Plan

The act of convincing a female that you are going to make sweet love in her vagina, and then right before penetration, unbeknownst to her, you spin said female around and penetrate her anal cavity until fatal and or serious internal bleeding commences. The result of aforementioned interior bleeding is an easily identifiable ring of blood around the base of the shaft... of the penis.

Last night at band practice we had the best schlieffen plan ever, it took an entire roll of bounty to remove the rings of blood from the participants dongs.

by Where's Ten? December 1, 2004

schlimmie

Splooging in your heterosexual partner's butthole then taking the residue and rubbing it above your lip. Like Dirty Sanchez only different ingredients.

My wife isn't into schlimmie as much as i would like her to be.

by Jeff ha ha August 9, 2003

Schliem

To spend money in an alarming fashion for no reason, usually with impaired thoughts due to alcoholism. Often, the person cannot recall where this money went.

I decided to schliem and buy a stripper for me and Brad tonight.
I really went schliem and spent $200 dollars on shots for people I don't know and I didn't even get laid.
Man, next time I schliem you gotta tell me. I spent $483 dollars on video poker at the bar, then I accused everyone at the bar of stealing my money.

by Geoff Jenkins April 7, 2008