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SAFD

Stoned As Fuck Driver... as opposed to a DD (designated driver)
1:"hey do you mind driving tonight?"
2: "As long as you are ok with me being the SAFD"
1: "ya.. for sure, ill even smoke you out.. just glad someone is driving"
2: "ya no problem"
by mary jane 420420420 November 14, 2010
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Sardasm

Guy #1: My parents were stabbed and killed yesterday

Guy #2: Looks like they had a bloody fun time!

Guy #1: Wow.. that sardasm was very obvious
by Disdasdefa September 17, 2010
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sardy

1. A dumbass who doesn't have a clue
2. A co-worker who uses high level language and descriptions incorrectly
3. A tax accountant who does not know anything about tax even though he has had his current job for four years (with no promotion in sight)
4. A person who eats stinky food and clips his fingernails at his desk
Sardy likes to give gross unknown facts about himself, like that he has size 12/13 feet.
by Cindy July 29, 2004
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SAFD

Suck a fat dick -
thats too bad, tough luck, theres no way, there is no way I'm going to do what you want, get lost, go away, get fucked,
I have to work over time? SAFD!
I have to deal with that troll? SAFD!
Man look at my schedule today! SAFD!
You want to swap this for that? no way SAFD!
The 76'ers lost again??! SAFD!
by cheif July 11, 2003
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sarfecious

mocking and joking for the affect of humor.
Katie:Listen to my cough.
Greg:It sounds like a sick cough.
Katie:Are you being sarfecious? I'm really sick.
Greg:No, you really do sound sick, my sweet ghetto deal.
by G unit February 8, 2004
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saradavis

Saradavis is a large organ that exists in only one of hundreds of worm species. It can be used in a derogatory way to mean a tiny penis or a vagina where a penis is supposed to be.
Gina: How was sex with Hansel last night?
Lucy: Not good, let's just say his dick was like a saradavis.
Gina: Ugh, that sucks!
by Little Larry April 15, 2009
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SAFD

The San Antonio Fire Department, or random banging on the keyboard. Often claimed to mean "Suck a fat dick" after the fact.
J: kjl safd
C: What does that mean?
J: Suck a fat dick.
by The Lord YHWH April 19, 2008
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