Root wonder

A noun meaning a wonder beyond wonders; something surprisingly unbelievable; a wonder in high definition

It's no root wonder that I remember that snowy night alone with you in your room because it was AMAZING!

by Winter of '85 June 4, 2018

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Shit Root

An Australian slang term for someone who is bad at sex.

So, turns out Jessica was a **shit root.** Called her a taxi and sent her on her way back to college

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Root Swinger

Someone who sucks their superiors (ie: boss, manager, supervisor) dick to try and gain favoritism, without having to do anything other than sucking dick.

"I can't believe Jerome got that promotion, he's one lazy fuck..."

"I can, he's a professional root swinger!"

by 1quickcoupe October 23, 2016

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Talking to the root

Another way of saying blowjob.

Marsha can't come to the phone right now because she is busy "talking to the root".

by Unibomber June 11, 2004

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An underrated alternative rap group from Kentucky, formerly consisting of R Prophet, Big V, Skinny Deville, Ron Clutch, Fish Scales, and B Stille. R Prophet and Big V have left the group, leaving 4 members left.

Makes very good music that makes people believe in hip hop again, unlike those fake mainstream rappers. Their lyrics contain minimal cussing yet their flow is really good. They were a best selling group in 2002, but many people are starting to forget them.

Bottom line: Listen to Nappy Roots more.

John: I don't like how many rappers nowadays are fake and always talk about weed and hoes.

Susan: Listen to Nappy Roots! There a really good rap group

Good Nappy Roots songs: How I Do, Awnaw, Good Day, Po' Folks, The People

by realacy November 23, 2014

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