Root Pants

How you describe a beautiful, lovable mental who can't walk past a tree without climbing it, always has oatcakes in her bag, looks good in a nuns outfit, can recite the Wedding Singer line for line and will always be there for you.

'Whats that in the tree eating oak cakes in a nuns outfit?' 'Oh that's a "Root Pant's"'

'Do you like A Flock of Seagulls' 'No but I can see you do you "Root Pants"' *crunch crunch*

by mouseek September 12, 2010

root and boot

Fuck her then leave them

So what did you do this weekend. I uh root and boot this chick then watch Netflix

by Charlie and his lover February 10, 2018

root of all evil

n. A term used to describe someone everyone hates

ME.....
example-- Tim: hey look its the root of all evil!
Bob: yeah lets throw twinkies at it!

by Pinherd April 12, 2004

root down

To engage in sexual intercourse in the missionary position. The word root refers to the male genitals and it is pointed down in the missionary position.

Also a song by the Beastie Boys on their 1994 Ill Communication album.

"I'm gonna fuck my bitch root down tonight!" (Refers to sexual activity)

"Have you heard Root Down by the Beastie Boys yet?" (Refers to a song)

by IceWarm June 17, 2004

Root Beer Float

The act of taking a horrific shit where the feces bubbles up like a root beer float; frothy and juicy.

"Dude, I ate so much Taco Bell I had to run home and have a root beer float!"

by adamdawg81 May 19, 2010

Root Around

Euphemism commonly used to describe the act of masturbation. Form of Irish slang. Used in conversations, particularly public settings, to avoid disapproving glances from those that may be listening.

Oh hi Danny, I'll call you back- just going for a root around

by The Beer Pong Negotiator October 29, 2010

root beer float

When one is ass railing a person the cums in the persons ass, pulls out and the reciever farts causing jizim to come out and float to the surface of the asshole.

I was ass fucking this whore bag and i nutted in her butt and she had a root beer float.

by Jimbo the clown September 27, 2005