diddle putz

To mess around, with no specific plan or motivation

"All I did today was DIDDLE PUTZ"

by Mumsie Dogma February 8, 2009

chicken putty

A type of putty made from chicken fat.

I want to play with some chicken putty

by SladeSlice00 November 19, 2018

Ushy Gushy Puthy

Having an ushy gushy puthy means your cat is very soft and cuddly and it doesn't bite at all

pissman- hey you have an ushy gushy puthy!
mcdonald sprite- excuse me?!
pissman- it means your cat is cute
Mcdonald spirte- wanna make out

by ilovehotmomz April 24, 2021

putz

someone who is retarded
someone who leeches off thier son inlaw
someone who says they love their little truck

Bill is such a putz.
Bill likes to putz around all day at work.

by saboteur September 20, 2006

putz

In South African slang, it means "easy".

Have you learnt the 9 times table yet? Ja, it's putz!

by totiboy December 8, 2009

putz

Term Jews use to explain ignorant ass holes or penises.

Rabbi Greenberg: That dude over there is a putz.

by Gaydos November 14, 2003

silly putty

A euphemism for merconium. Immediately after a baby is born, the first few shits he makes is full of merconium which is nearly like messy, nasty, sticky, gooey tar. Thus, "silly putty".

When Frank opened the diaper, silly putty leaked out on his shirt. Yuck!

by Frank Klaune January 24, 2005