Procrasturbation

1. Procrastination while masturbating
2. Putting off masturbation until later

Stop trying to precisely define procrasturbation.
Contraction of procrastination and masturbation.

by TheCire September 16, 2018

procrasturbating

to masturbate instead of doing your work

Stop procrasturbating and do your history homework!

by makeasequeltoDannyPhantom December 28, 2018

Procrasturbating

Procrastinating by way of masturbating.

I was going to finish my laundry but I kept procrasturbating over and over again.

by Dratsab007 November 18, 2019

Procrasturbate

Instead of doing something your supposed too, putting it off and masturbating instead

I didn't want to do my science project, so I just Procrasturbated the whole time

by BOBWARPATH December 14, 2019

Procrasturbating

The act of interfering with oneself to avoid doing more important things.

I really should have caught up on my backlog of work emails but spent too much of the day procrasturbating.

by deputydazza May 28, 2020

procrasturbate

when u don't wanna do work so u jerk off

"I didn't want to write that essay last night so I procrasturbated"

by Nick Clarkes January 15, 2021

Procrasturbate

When you procrasturbate about masturbating. Sometimes you just spend too much damn time preparing to masturbate but never actually, or far eventually actually masturbate

I came here to masturbate but all I did was Procrasturbate

by Jedidiah Breeze March 6, 2021