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Water Polo

The craziest and best sport on earth. It's a cross between rugby, soccer, basketball, and wrestling. Play centers around the 2M man with the rest of the field players forming an arch around him. Athletes are extremely well conditioned. Goals are rare (games rarely get above 10 goals) most of the time is spent fighting below water and sprinting up and down the pool. Retard red-necks call it gay because you have to wear speedos (everything else creates too much drag or is too easy to get a hold of) but if you're comfortable with your sexuality it shouldn't bother you.
P.S. We get the most pussy too
1: I can swim fast, so water polo should be easy
2: That's what you think
Water Polo by Jed S. December 7, 2006
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Water Polo

The coolest sport ever, with people throwing a ball to each other attempting to put in a goal. Good fun

Water polo is a mix between Swimming, wrestling and basketball, in order to play one needs to understand all games and be able to play all three at once.

....And there are no horses...
Jimmy: "Water polo eh, tell me something, how do you keep the horses from drownding?"
Greg: "...Shut up Jimmy..."

Water Polo

The best sport is the whole god damn world, with the fittest athletes around! Played with 7 players. 6 field and 1 goalie, where field players have to put the ball past the goialie and into the cage to get points. Sound easy? It's the combination of soccer, football, under water wresting, and a little boxing.It is alot better and harder than football.
Water polo players would kick football players ass.
Water Polo by Bordo December 27, 2005

Marco Polo

A game usually played in swimming pools, one person is it and they try to tag other people, they can only say "Marco" or "fish out of water" (when the other people are out of the pool, if they get caught they are it), and when they say "marco" the other people that are not it have to say 'polo'. Really fun.
I was playing Marco Polo in someone's weird pool and i accidentally rammed my hand into one of those step things on the sides.
Marco Polo by Buttfucked September 21, 2003

Water Polo

Water polo is a sport played on by the quickest, strongest, smartest and best conditioned athletes. A water polo team consists of 7 mentally unstable people (who in gods name would want to be putting breathing air second to the ultimate goal of victory). The players in the pool consist of 6 field players and a goalie. The object of the game would not only be to stay above the water while everyone is try to put you under, but to shoot the ball past the goalie and score. There are rules... when your on the surface of the water(which isn't often). Under the surface anything goes.
Water polo is for the mentally unstable.

Park-o Polo 

The act of walking through the parking lot clicking the alarm button on the remote so you can find your car.
"Man, where the heck did I park? Time to play Park-o Polo."
"Park-o!" <click click>
Honk! Honk!
"Polo!"
Park-o Polo by jsaun February 22, 2008