Having a stiff cock and your pants pulled down, then having a ping pong match in order to prove that you have the superior family gems. Done usually when you are beyond wasted and/or high at a party to entertain those around you for petty compliments and rewards.
Dude #1: "Dude, did you see Zach's Long Dong Ping Pong game last night at Austin's?"
Dude #2: "Yeah dude! It was hella sick! Sucked that his cum got everywhere though man."
Dude #1: "Dude we should totally have a Long Dong Ping Pong game tonight!"
Dude #2: "Hell fucken yeah man! Let's do it!"
*the two men were then kicked outa class and just kept on fucking around the next couple years*
Dude #2: "Yeah dude! It was hella sick! Sucked that his cum got everywhere though man."
Dude #1: "Dude we should totally have a Long Dong Ping Pong game tonight!"
Dude #2: "Hell fucken yeah man! Let's do it!"
*the two men were then kicked outa class and just kept on fucking around the next couple years*
by Long Dong Dacklin January 16, 2017
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When you poke your friend and she pokes you back. Then you poke her again, and she pokes back, and so on, until maybe one of you dies.
Could also apply in real life or elsewhere online; continuous poking.
When you poke your friend and she pokes you back. Then you poke her again, and she pokes back, and so on, until maybe one of you dies.
Could also apply in real life or elsewhere online; continuous poking.
Kara and Lainie have been ping-pong poking for years.
Today, Emery and I ping-pong poked for over an hour.
Today, Emery and I ping-pong poked for over an hour.
by Pyro_k May 27, 2010
Get the Ping-Pong Poking mug.The act of a male urinating at night without ambient light, trying to locate the interior of the toilet. Directional adjustments are made until the male hears the splashing of interior toilet water. Once the toilet has been located, the male relaxes and sets flow rate to full.
Fred woke up from a deep slumber and walked to the bathroom. It was completely dark, and he used a toilet ping to avoid a mess on the floor.
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Get the Ping-Bong mug.The act of having one's testicles slapped to and fro as if they were ping pong balls until the point of ejaculation.
by Sun Jian September 20, 2011
Get the Ping Pong Smoothie mug.A ping pong whore is a girl that bounces from one guy to another when there is a group of guys present....even if there are other girls around.
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