orange pineapple apple juice

the best drink to drink. A.K.A the best fuckin drink in the world. if you drink it u turn into a milk pirate and ur penis turns into chili

JOsh: wow poobs for breakfest!
Jimi: no orange pineapple apple juice for breakfest asshole!!

by Jimi fuckin plant December 3, 2007

pedaphile pineapple

a beast ass drink that consists of oceanspray cran-grape juice and cruzan pineapple rum

yo that pedaphile pineapple is the shizzle!

by david and brian January 16, 2007

riding the pine

in sports, when someone is not playing they sit on the bench or if they have been playing badly they get benched.

michael is riding the pine today, hes not good enough to start.

by junkieman January 23, 2009

blond pineapple of death

a middle-age or older woman who generally wreaks havoc, but with a smile on her face while doing it; typically (but not limited to) southern housewife; can ruin your entire day with one well-timed zinger, again delivered with a charming white smile of gorgeous veneers done by one of her husband's golf buddies. most often spotted at ladies' tea rooms and/or talbots, and can easily be recognized by the perfect blond coif, and usually (but not always) a shrill voice.

I ran in Talbot's today to pick up a sweater, and the blond pineapple of death rang me out. Sheesh.

by volhostess April 21, 2009

short end of the pineapple

Shafted; Not given the best of something; When you receive the smallest fudgy oat square.

"I got the smallest cookie"
"looks like you received the short end of the pineapple on that one!"

by E February 21, 2005

pineappled

A flexible word, 'pineappled' refers to being fucked around or fucked up. Except in a worse way, (thanks to all those spiky bits).

Instead of saying 'I was fucked up the arse',

you would say;'I was pineappled'

by Morto September 6, 2005

Pine Away

To lose vigor, health, or flesh, as through grief.

Pine Away

"After her husband died, she just pined away"

by ElefanteBranco December 23, 2011