pansexual

A person who will fuck anything with a hole

*wall with random hole* Pansexual: the stillness of the wall turns me on *fucks the shit out of the wall*

by Iron_Monger May 12, 2016

Pansexual

Someone who is sexually and emotionally attracted to German Machinery such as Panzer's and other german machinery. Most pansexuals tend to be closeted wehraboos

Person 1: Omg I love german tanks german machinery is ze best in ze old world!

Person 2: All you had to say is that you were pansexual dawg

by Kelmeer23 August 10, 2021

parasexual

A sexual attraction towards ghosts, poltergeists, phantoms, and/or demons. Sometimes a parasexual may be attracted to aliens or Sasquatch.

It's like when a parasexual wants to shag a ghost.

Or when you can't stop thinking about that sexy ghost from "The Grudge."

by Phil the Centuar September 15, 2007

Pansexual

Well, pansexual is you don't care about what they identify them self as. You care about their soul. Their heart. Whether they're genetically a man that's identifies as woman or vise versa. It's the actual person within the body. Their heart and soul. Not the appearance or body parts.

"I'm pansexual"
"What? Isn't that the same as bisexual? "
"It's a little more than that.."

by Lucifer'sDoll December 17, 2014

Pansexual

Me. As in I will date anyone regardless of gender/ race/ or any thing physical. Hearts not parts.

I am pansexual

by Mighty penguin August 19, 2015

pansexual

One who swears that he/she is singularly and uncontrollably aroused by pans.

Sex shop owner: "We got whips, hand-cuffs, feathers, chains, dildos, butt-plugs, cock-rings, joy-buzzers, batons, tasers, axes, machetes, M-16s, SAMs, anthrax-"
Pansexual: "Got any pans?"

by cheddarfloor April 21, 2005

pansexual

Being sexually attracted not based of biological classification on any rung from life to gender.

"You know Jack Harkness, right?"
"You mean that pansexual deviant?"
"He fornicated with my tree last week."

by TimeDoctor95 July 4, 2014