hairy parachute

When a man stretches his scrotum to its limit and then jumps from a certain height and then floats down softly onto the face of his waiting partner.

My wife anxiously waited on the bed while I climbed the wardrobe, with my expanded scrote in both hands, to attempt a perfect hairy parachute descent and landing.

by DC.Kerr June 7, 2007

parade sex

when a sex partner was so good, you want to throw a parade in their sexual-greatness-honor.. used expecially within dyke circles

Q: How is she in bed?

A: Parade sex! I came so hard, I passed out.

by miss mikie November 25, 2009

Palahniukian

Term used to describe an author's writing style. A style consisting of apocalyptic scenarios mixed with dry, sarcastic, and dark humor. Often consists of very controversial story telling.

Inspired by author Chuck Palahniuk, author of Fight Club, Choke, Lullaby, and Invisible Monsters to name a few. He is one of the premier authors using this signature style, hence the name.

The style of her novel has a dark, palahniukian vibe to it.

by Brooke A. C. August 18, 2009

Parade Mode

What you get with Harley owners riding five miles an hour and stopping to rev their engines every thirty feet while never leaving the block. Ridiculously slow speeds also seen with many corvette owners.

A friend pointed out he disliked obnoxious owners of sports bikes and Harley's equally. I pointed out the sports bike guys make less noisy. Also they will be ten miles down the road when the average Harley guy is just getting started with his parade mode of racket. He agreed.

Riding a bicycle 12mph in a 30 zone I passed a C5 Corvette in parade mode. Half mile later he was still going 10 miles per hour.

by Harley Earl January 9, 2012

para

Sort of something, but not quite.

Paramilitary; sort of military
Paramedic; sort of a medic

by Kevinn January 31, 2007

penis parade

An astronomical band of penile organs congregated in a confined area fighting for the rights of vaginal penetration.

Me and my buds joined the penis parade.

by C-K-L November 28, 2007

Panah

A kind, caring person who have the best personality he might be shy but once you get to know him more you’ll know that he’s insanely kind and intelligent.

Friend :hey can I borrow your pencil?
Panah :sure you can just have it :D
Friend :omg thanks your super kind

by s1endey February 12, 2020