10 definitions by Harley Earl
A guy that stopped being funny around 1982. Now he likes to come on the Tonight Show, sit next to Leno and do his lack of a bit for around 12 minutes. Then continue his shit when the next guest comes on if Williams has not run over and bumped them. Usually a 15-20 year old actress with a never heard of TV show. Few really famous people would appear on the same show as this ass. He interrupts and hogs as much of their 3 minutes and 15 seconds as he can.
Example:
Jay Leno: So you are from Kansas.
Actress: Yeah, I...(interrupted by Robin Williams)
Robin Williams: I've been to Kansas Hark Hark! WHoA! Har HAR! Sunflowers and flat land.Womp, Womp! NA! HArk!
Jay: So your Mother is here?
Actress: Yes, she is..(interrupted by Robin Williams)
Robin Williams: I had a mother! HAR HAR! ZOOM! Wonk!
It's not enough that he has hundreds of millions of dollars, everyone else must suffer.
Example:
Jay Leno: So you are from Kansas.
Actress: Yeah, I...(interrupted by Robin Williams)
Robin Williams: I've been to Kansas Hark Hark! WHoA! Har HAR! Sunflowers and flat land.Womp, Womp! NA! HArk!
Jay: So your Mother is here?
Actress: Yes, she is..(interrupted by Robin Williams)
Robin Williams: I had a mother! HAR HAR! ZOOM! Wonk!
It's not enough that he has hundreds of millions of dollars, everyone else must suffer.
That Robin Williams son of a bitch needs stop hogging the spotlight on the tonight show. Damn people who are half ass famous are thinking someone will spot them but that will never happen cause Robin Williams cannot shut his unfunny, fucking mouth.
by Harley Earl March 31, 2008
Arrogant Psychological projection by Corvette owners. They make an average of $90,000+ a year and assume teens with Civics or other economical import are ignorant for not buying a Corvette or 500hp Mustang. For some reason they have the delusional thought that a 17 year old working at Wal-Mart or Auto Zone can afford a $55,000 uninsurable car that gets 16 MPG @ 3.55 a gallon. They claim these teens spent 50 grand on their Civics but really most are just 3000 dollar cars with a loud muffler, crappy wing and a K&N air filter.
These guys are usually the same assholes that think everyone not on a crappy Harley-Davidson wants one.
These guys are usually the same assholes that think everyone not on a crappy Harley-Davidson wants one.
Corvette Frank: When are going to get rid of that ricer and get a Corvette.
Teenager: That's a typical Vette owners Corvette Logic. I'll get one when McDonalds starts paying $120,000 a year. Dude I could not pay your insurance rates and you are 58.
Corvette Frank: Back in my day I had a 1965 Pontiac GTO 389/360hp
Teenager: Let me know when gas hits 29 cents a gallon again and Maybe I'll get one.
Teenager: That's a typical Vette owners Corvette Logic. I'll get one when McDonalds starts paying $120,000 a year. Dude I could not pay your insurance rates and you are 58.
Corvette Frank: Back in my day I had a 1965 Pontiac GTO 389/360hp
Teenager: Let me know when gas hits 29 cents a gallon again and Maybe I'll get one.
by Harley Earl April 15, 2008
Small, economical truck made by Ford (1983-2011) that has unfortunately been discontinued. Mazda B series is a re-branded version of the same truck since companies pay a 25% tariff** on truck imports. Building a Mazda factory in the US was not economical for the volume they sold. Likely no longer made due Ford wanting to upsell consumers on a loaded F150 that's much more heavy and less economical than what a Ranger owner is looking for.
**(Bing Chicken Tax)
**(Bing Chicken Tax)
Ford Ranger like the Explorer and Probe seem more reliable than the rest of their cars. Must be cause Mazda was involved.
Now that the Ford Ranger is gone your choice is something big or bigger. I think I'll find a used Ranger.
In the USA Ford Rangers are driving by old people, young people and companies. Most anyone that needs a small truck with relatively decent mileage,
Now that the Ford Ranger is gone your choice is something big or bigger. I think I'll find a used Ranger.
In the USA Ford Rangers are driving by old people, young people and companies. Most anyone that needs a small truck with relatively decent mileage,
by Harley Earl January 4, 2012
What you call a Trans Am, Firebird or Camaro. Old GM would cut cost and makes knock-offs or variations of their own products
The Term Came about since they are almost the same cars and the owner would likely be as happy with the opposite of what they own since it's the same with exceptions being minor interior change, some trim, grill, tail-lights, wheels. These cars share many of the same components and design. This still happens but being more conscience of a wiser consumer interiors and exteriors are much different than sister cars unlike the 70s-90s.
The Term Came about since they are almost the same cars and the owner would likely be as happy with the opposite of what they own since it's the same with exceptions being minor interior change, some trim, grill, tail-lights, wheels. These cars share many of the same components and design. This still happens but being more conscience of a wiser consumer interiors and exteriors are much different than sister cars unlike the 70s-90s.
Skeeter bought an IROC-Z and later saw a Firebird Formula in the same color. Skeeter didn't really giver a crap since both are really TransCamaros.
GM brought you the TransCamaro and the Oldsmnova. Is it a Chevrolet Nova, a Pontiac Ventura or an Oldsmobile Omega? Unless you're a collector no few care.
A Ford version of the TransCamaro was the Mustang/Capri.
GM brought you the TransCamaro and the Oldsmnova. Is it a Chevrolet Nova, a Pontiac Ventura or an Oldsmobile Omega? Unless you're a collector no few care.
A Ford version of the TransCamaro was the Mustang/Capri.
by Harley Earl December 25, 2011
What you get with Harley owners riding five miles an hour and stopping to rev their engines every thirty feet while never leaving the block. Ridiculously slow speeds also seen with many corvette owners.
A friend pointed out he disliked obnoxious owners of sports bikes and Harley's equally. I pointed out the sports bike guys make less noisy. Also they will be ten miles down the road when the average Harley guy is just getting started with his parade mode of racket. He agreed.
Riding a bicycle 12mph in a 30 zone I passed a C5 Corvette in parade mode. Half mile later he was still going 10 miles per hour.
Riding a bicycle 12mph in a 30 zone I passed a C5 Corvette in parade mode. Half mile later he was still going 10 miles per hour.
by Harley Earl January 9, 2012
Till recently a brand of nice, well optioned, large cars. Now just an overpriced, Chevrolets. Fewer models are offered and people cannot name a single current models. The Regal, Lesabre and Park Avenue were huge sellers so management decided to scrap them for the LaCrosse, Enclave(suv crossover)and Lucerne. Only reason I know what they are is cause I checked their website. Now you never see these new Buicks.
GMs usual mistake is hiring excutives that only look at the bottom line instead of what the consumer wants, what the consumer wants it to be call and what the consumer will pay for it. The bottom line would fix itself with sales and increased production.
GMs usual mistake is hiring excutives that only look at the bottom line instead of what the consumer wants, what the consumer wants it to be call and what the consumer will pay for it. The bottom line would fix itself with sales and increased production.
Because GM, like most American companies are run by dumbshits it is likely that Buick and Pontiac will cease production in the next few years following the fate of Oldsmobile.
I remember not long ago when my brother bought a Regal for less than 20k. Now this Buick LaCrosse rubbish cost 28,700!
Even Tiger Woods cannot trick someone into paying 10 grand too much for a Buick.
Harley Earl is spinning in his grave watching these idiots ruining Buick and killing Oldsmobile.
I remember not long ago when my brother bought a Regal for less than 20k. Now this Buick LaCrosse rubbish cost 28,700!
Even Tiger Woods cannot trick someone into paying 10 grand too much for a Buick.
Harley Earl is spinning in his grave watching these idiots ruining Buick and killing Oldsmobile.
by Harley Earl March 18, 2008
A well known Six Cylinder engine found in Chrysler products such as Dodge Dart and Plymouth Valiant. They come in 170, 198 and 225 cubic inches. The Slant in the name comes from the 30-degree from vertical angle the cylinders are inclined at. They are very reliable.
Dad's 1976 valiant is a huge POS. The trunk, floors, fenders and rear quarter panels are rusted though despite being a southern car. It corners horrible due to torsion bar suspension. That said it's 225 Slant-6 in it ten thousand times better than the car Chrysler built for it.
by Harley Earl December 16, 2011