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The key to paradise

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"I gave her the key to paradise last night"
by Directioner369 May 2, 2024
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Paradise

Paradise is really cool. She likes cats, dogs and pickles. She is the coolest person ever and paradise typically has lots of friends. Paradise is really pretty and has a beautiful personality and anyone would be lucky to be her friend.
Hey look guys it’s paradise.
by Cool_man32 May 29, 2022
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Paradise

The Genesis story is literally the story of a thing becoming it's opposite Johnathan. Even if it is describing the nature of reality (Which it isn't), the story IS that the nature of reality WAS ONE WAY... And BECAME ANOTHER WAY.... And now that former nature of reality is closed of to humanity and guarded by a flaming sword monster. So according to your book reality CAN be anothy way.
Hym "You are the dumbest motherfucker on the planet. I have no idea why Jordan is obsessed with you. It has to be some kind of faggot shit. Really. Genesis is the act of the incest cult kicking people out of society UP TO AND INCLUDING their own kids. You do what 'God' says (Which is just their own delusional interpretation of a farce) or they cast you out of paradise and leave you for dead. And it IS arbitrary, Johnathan. Because it's just the whim of whatever CHARLATAN is READING THEIR OWN MORALITY IN TO THE BOOK. Like if the charlatan is a crybaby bitch, he might do something like this and USE YOU ALL AS MEAT SHIELDS TO KEEP ME AWAY FROM HIM. And then when I start hacking into your children (because they are the first line of defense) he can deny all culpability. Hold on, let's see if Alex gets this one. I'm at the point where Jonathan says 'reality can't be any other way' even though the story says it CAN AND WAS. Let's see if Alex can get this."
by Hym Iam July 17, 2024
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Pastime Paradise

When you are living your best life in the moment without thinking about the past
«Are you drunk?»
«Yes, but im living in the pastime paradise»

«How u doing?»
«Im doing good, because im living in the pastime paradise»
by user336969 April 7, 2022
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8-bit Paradise

very cool YouTuber, makes 8-bit songs and has been featured on another YouTubers channel recently (fandroid music group, a pretty big one)
is also my son. I love it when he calls me daddy
person 1:have you heard 8-bit paradise's newest song? it's pretty good right?

Person 2:no, I haven't listened to it yet, but I'm sure he's great
by Szamas July 9, 2019
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npesta's paradise

common mishearing of gangsta's paradise

npesta is a gd youtuber also known as the guy who goes "huhuhu OH MY GOD yea yea"
wanna listen to npesta's paradise

you mean gangsta's paradise

no
by handle-i-hardly-know-her-le December 17, 2023
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