Papa Paeds

A person who has an unfortunate sexual attraction to children.

"Oh my God! That Iain B is such a papa paeds!"

by Robert Hume January 20, 2008

united nation international pageant

A three day bogus party of want-to-be beauty queens meeting in Jamaica that pretends to be associated with the United Nations, but is in no way associated with it. Contestants do important volunteer work, such as get their picture taken while wearing a crown and holding a puppy. Any one can enter if they pay the entrance fee. The winners are called ambassadors.

beauty pageant United Nation Pageant United Nation International Pageant Ms Elite United Nation beauty contest

by Princess Aura October 13, 2013

of mice and men page 20

one of the most n-words on a book page ever

you're a Of Mice And Men page 20 word seven

by ]'/[;. March 16, 2021

paedophile

a sicko

by (.Y.) October 22, 2003

Bus Stop Beauty Pageant

When one is sitting on a bus or shuttle (most commonly at a college or university) and keeps a mental tab on who they think is the hottest person on the bus.

Joe: That girl is pretty fine.

Steve: Yeah, but that girl over there wins my bus stop beauty pageant. Hands down.

by The Doode October 23, 2008

page freeze

When you are surfing the internet, and the page you are viewing starts to lock-up or "freeze" due to so many ad bots trying to weasel on to your browser screen.

I "love" the way the new pop down ads page freeze-up my browser, grrr.

by Guido1 September 14, 2009

page slidder

when reading a rather interesting book on your itouch/iphone ebook.
similar to a page clicker

Harry found The Scarlett Letter that he was reading on his iphone to be a real page slidder

by 13bree13 March 6, 2011