1. What Chekhov says to the cop in Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home.
2. What to ask old people or Republicans when you meet them on the street. Russian accent is essential for maximum hilarity.
2. What to ask old people or Republicans when you meet them on the street. Russian accent is essential for maximum hilarity.
Person: Esscuse me, vere are se nuclear wessels?
Old person or Republican: Oh my gosh, communist!
Person: Epic fail, McCarthy.
(Then you run away singing the yodel thing at the beginning of "Numa Numa")
Old person or Republican: Oh my gosh, communist!
Person: Epic fail, McCarthy.
(Then you run away singing the yodel thing at the beginning of "Numa Numa")
by theteddybearatemysandwich! June 1, 2009
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Joseph's roommate dropped his shower towel to reveal a perfectly shaped nutless dick sac.
Every time i tug on my nutless dick sac it fills with more liquid.
After I knocked Rich out i tea-bagged him with my nutless dick sac.
Every time i tug on my nutless dick sac it fills with more liquid.
After I knocked Rich out i tea-bagged him with my nutless dick sac.
by jcash2 January 21, 2010
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"whoa dude did you see that huge nute!"
"quit being a nute dude! let me borrow a dollar!"
"my parents are being nutes, i cant hang out tonight."
"quit being a nute dude! let me borrow a dollar!"
"my parents are being nutes, i cant hang out tonight."
by nute_master March 3, 2007
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Get the Nuclear Penis mug.A heavy pot of a brown substance which is particularly good for fashioning an emergency beard from.
It's a fabulous face-pack and excellent conditioner for extremely dry hair.
Best removed with a medicated shampoo for a really good "fizzy" clean hair feel.
Allergy warning: CONTAINS NUTS! (the clue is in the name!)
It's a fabulous face-pack and excellent conditioner for extremely dry hair.
Best removed with a medicated shampoo for a really good "fizzy" clean hair feel.
Allergy warning: CONTAINS NUTS! (the clue is in the name!)
"The cops are after me!! i need a disguise!"
"quick, fashion a beard from this nutella!!"
"Look at my split ends!! what am i going to do??"
"have you tried Nutella?"
"quick, fashion a beard from this nutella!!"
"Look at my split ends!! what am i going to do??"
"have you tried Nutella?"
by Ceriffwrdd March 17, 2011
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Best used to describe a project that is actually somone else's responsibility, however they are not actually doing anything about it, but it directly affects your ability to perform your tasks/job.
Best used to describe a project that is actually somone else's responsibility, however they are not actually doing anything about it, but it directly affects your ability to perform your tasks/job.
Staff: The Voicemail system is dropping calls again.
Boss: I thought the National Communications group was supposed to fix that 2 months ago?
Staff: We ran all the tests they asked for, but it keeps coming back. It's a Nuclear Powerd Zombie .
Boss: I See that.
Boss: I thought the National Communications group was supposed to fix that 2 months ago?
Staff: We ran all the tests they asked for, but it keeps coming back. It's a Nuclear Powerd Zombie .
Boss: I See that.
by Ted S January 5, 2006
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Will: That's dope, bruh.
Will: That's dope, bruh.
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