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nonce jockey

A person whom likes to ride pedos for the thrill of it
two friends are playing a game of S.K.A.T.E, one friend does a trick the other can't, the other friend responds by calling him a nonce jockey.
by polarco September 26, 2019
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Nonce

Gus is a nonce
He likes little girls
Oi look at gus, what’s he doing with that little girl? HE MUS BE A NONCE!
by GusIsNonce October 9, 2019
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Nonce Punched

Phrase used to describe someone who gets beaten up by a Nonce. A way of describing someone who gets beaten up by a Paedophile

Used in the North Wales and North West region primarily
You're supposed to be a Boxing instructor but that guy has made you bleed! Cannot believe you got Nonce Punched
by BershamBackdoor August 23, 2020
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nonce baguette

When a man or woman gets sexually aroused to children eating any bread products EG. bread,crumpets,naan ect
"i heard shes a right nonce baguette bit weird innit?"
by Mufti Olatunji March 28, 2021
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NoCapTurks

Two black guys on a mission to be the top namibian youtubers
NoCapTurks are the most entertaining youtubers from namibia with their sense of humor and good edits. Even though they might not have a large subscriber about, they grow fast and are very underrated youtubers
by SheLovesJay July 6, 2021
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nonce bo

a doom fan, or just in general, a demon nonce.
"tombo 10-16-18 is quite the nonce bo!"
by yddimsttam August 20, 2021
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Nonard

An incompetent human being, especially regarding video game related tasks.
HAHAh nonard you can't even speed run dis video game in 15 minutes!!11?/
You large dense overweight nonard!!/!/
by Nibot99 December 10, 2021
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