moustache

also referred to as smearing. gathering up a finger or two full of that nasty greeze that forms between the upper inner thigh and scrotum, after a day or two (or more) of not showering, and then wiping or rubbing the finger(s) across the victim's upper lip area, directly under their nose, so as to cause them to have to smell the foul substance.

I gave that dirty bitch a moustache she'll not soon forget.

by wizzy July 25, 2006

Labia Moustache

Female pubic hair

5 Year Old who complains about having a labia moustache: I DON'T WIKE HAVING A WABIA MOUSTACHE! IT HUWTS! MY WABIA MOUSTACHE HUWTS!

by ZachGalifianafuck June 2, 2011

pant moustache

the furry bit that escapes the knickers and creeps down the leg of one who does not trim their bush

by Anonymous October 9, 2003

Aunt Flo's moustache

The moustache resulting from gulping red wine instead of sipping.

I woke up with a mean Aunt Flo's moustache from that jug wine they were pushing at Mr. Gallo's house.

by heat rod December 3, 2004

Spanish-moustache

While your sex partner is positioned doggy-style you put your thumb up her/his ass and when he/she turns around you draw a line just above her/his lip with your thumb.
PS.
If a thick line is left it may also be referred to as "giving a Hitler"

i totally gave that chick a Spanish-moustache last night. Then she kicked me in the balls.

by Spanklord October 18, 2008

Moustache

Slang for african american person, black person, negro, nigger, etc

This popular trend was started by moustaches themselves, and is quickly catching on

Trust me, EVERYONE is calling black people moustaches

Variants: Moussies, 'Staches

Yo, wats up my moustache
Moustache, what?
Boy do I hate moustaches
Moustaches are really fast
Hey look, a moustache!

by top secret! December 22, 2004

senior moustache

a moustache. coming from the french.
refered to as a cool person. very unique. seen as weird sometimes. head charge. kind. generous. and someone people want to be around all the time. doesn't really express their feelings and pretends that everything is fine. keeps everything to themselves. can be a mystery at times.

The Senior Moustache from the town was always crowded with people.

by Youlie Udest May 21, 2008