whoa moss

1.To express a state of disbelief.
2.When you hear something that is just down right idiotic/weird.
3.To tell someone to calm down.

1.*someone tries to cut you off in a line*
You:"Whoa moss!"

2.Dude: "Ill touch your cock"
You: "Whoa moss!"

by MeLikeyCandy March 7, 2008

Asshole Moses

When you are driving through a parking lot and cars are backing out on both sides, you honk your horn and drive fast through the middle, parting the cars.

In a crowded college parking lot, Cindy parted the cars like an Asshole Moses to quickly go home.

by 20stalks November 22, 2013

Rolling Moses

Using bible pages to roll joints in the absence of rolling papers; refers to the biblical story of the prophet Moses encountering God in a "burning bush"

Shaggy: Hey, man. Did you bring the Zig Zags?
Lucius: Shit. I forgot them. Looks like we're rolling Moses. Do you want Exodus or Revelations?
Shaggy: Zoinks, like, we're going to burn for this
Lucius: *tearing out a page from Exodus* oh, we're gonna burn alright.

by QuiteRadical March 14, 2018

Timothy Moses

A very attractive male with a large penis big than life it's self. Very funny and is to mingle with, the ladies love him

You such a Timothy Moses

by Papi Timo October 19, 2020

rohan moss

that kid with the veiny nob who gets all the ladies. he also has magic fingers that make the girls squirt like a hippo giving birth.

if you ever see rohan moss then do not speak to him or everything you own will get nicked.

hey elisha, is that rohan moss ? Omg yes hes a magician with those fingers but he stole all me ciggys and me clpper !

by bowser69 May 11, 2021

Angle morts

When a car driver cant see a spot or its impossible too see then its called angle morts amd theres a sticker for reckless drivers like your alcoholic grandfather

Quandile dingle: Damn i saw in a truck an angle morts sticker telling me that the driver cant see me
Quandile pringle: nice maybe it was for dumb fucks?
Quandile dingle: of course it is for dumb fucks

by Msdicksucker July 4, 2023

kate moss

British fashion icon with the best style!

Kate Rocks!!!

"kate vest" - that vest top in Topshop which sells by the million

by hellokitty January 23, 2004