america's next top model

The only show on TV where you can watch skeleton's FIGHT.

The only healthy, voluptuous person on that show, ironically, happens to be Tyra Banks!

I love America's next Top Model but I think Tyra should retire it and continue with her talk show.

by twistedbabydoll June 27, 2007

role model

as a small child: the firefighter that came to your school and showed you the fire truck
as a middle schooler: the shitty celebrity or artist that your classmates talk about on a daily basis
as a high schooler: your older sibling who gets plastered daily in college and refuses to acknowledge social norms

Teacher: Okay, class, who is your role model? *big fake smile*
MiddleSchoolKid 1: Your Mom.
MiddleSchoolKid 2: Your Mom jokes aren't funny anymore. that was so 2007. *flicks back hair in bitchiest possible way*
MiddleSchoolKid 1: *wipes tear off cheak* okay, my role model is Lindsey Lohan
MiddleSchoolKid 2: coke whore

by wittyname January 16, 2010

late model mayhem

A group full of bundles of sticks. That don’t understand that the LS motor is the better option over the mod motors. They will dicksauce it with the OhPee then you have people like len who race mommy’s car and suck dick and don’t pay people for work done to the car and there are several roast a day. You make a post thinking you’re going to get someone roasted then you yourself are annihilated.

But to conclude you are all pheasants

Anyone in Late model Mayhem who likes mod motors probably sucks cock as a full time job

by EthanAdick24-7 May 19, 2018

america's next top model

A reality TV show where women compete for a career in the modeling industry.

Hosted by Tyra Banks, America's next top model premiered in May of 2003.

And we are all very sorry... because the premiere of this show is proof that having absolutely no real skill can get you to the "top".

Hence "america's next top model".

But your only at the top until the next season starts a few months later.

america's next top model characters:

Benny Ninja: Give me a calender style pose!!!

Talentless model: *thinks for a second*

*Makes a pose she thought up of in that instance*

Benny Ninja: FANTASTIC! YOU REALLY SHOWED ME YOUR BONE STRUCTURE THERE, AND THE WAY YOU LET THE LIGHT HIT YOU WAS PRETTY MUCH AMAZING.

Talentless model: Uhh... yeah thats what I meant to do.

Thank you!

Benny Ninja: Now let's try Catalogue!

by r0nn April 26, 2008

mental model

When a woman wears clothes that are made for sexy women when she isn't at all sexy.

person 1:
dude, why is that chick wearing that North face jacket? she's so ugly!

person 2:
because she's a mental model

by Jonny A "Jersey Fresh" March 3, 2008

Self-Employed Model

Prostitute, Hooker, Whore

Q: How can that incredibly hot chick be interested in him?
A: She's a self-employed model

by BTLS Fan September 21, 2005

Model UN

a. A place for high school students to take the roles of delegates representing other countries in order to "solve" world problems
b. A chance for geeks to get it on with hot delegates who don't know them
c. Often followed by a delegate dance, full of raging teenage hormones
d. Where students get to show off their cheesy pick up lines, most of which involve Djibouti

random mun-er: dude, China at that last model un conference was so hot!

delegate from Brazil: that had better be a gavel in your pocket

delegate from DR Congo: I totally wanna get it on with Djibouti

by schulz April 17, 2006