Mustn't Masturbate Merry Christmas

"Mustn't Masturbate Merry Christmas" is a challenge given to mostly men that revolves around that masturbating for all of Christmas Eve and Christmas day. Those who fail are forced to become elves, working in Santa's workshop for the rest of their lives. Those who pass, however, are given 30 minutes to do what they'd like with Mrs Claus, Santa's wife. Most, however, tend to pork her.

Person 1: Why have you been so down recently?
Person 2: I don't know. I just can't find the holiday spirit.
Person 1: Just participate in "Mustn't Masturbate Merry Christmas"!
Person 2: What's that?
Person 1: *shows them Urban Dictionary definition*
Person 2: Don't ever talk to me again.
Person 1: *commits suicide*

by Your Materfamilias December 23, 2018

Mehryar

A loving, caring and noble human being that’s really hard to find. Open minded and genius.
A total package that all women might desire.
Kind and generous in friendship.
Awesome in many way.

Always remember, precious things are rare! Like Mehryar! Love him!

by Pinghi August 17, 2018

merry-go-round of death

A video about a stunt involving two girls who got messed up in a playground spinning thing, or "roundabout," as the british media calls it. A guy with a motorcycle used the rear wheel to spin the roundabout. Well, it was fun for the girls until the guy on the motorcycle spun the roundabout too fast, and the girls flew out of it.

Guy: WOW that merry-go-round of death video on youtube is f'in a! Stupid girls! ROFLMFAO!
Girl: OMG I hope they're not hurt! Why is this thing on the internet OMG children will copy it and they'll get hurt or maybe die OMG

by The Mr Needles Experience September 25, 2006

What's the word on the Merryl Streep?

Basically, what's up/ what's happening?

Hey man.. what's the word on the Merryl Streep?

by Poop June 11, 2003

Merry

English origins, from 12th century,means compassion.
Pronunciation Mer-'re
Hit the peak of popularity In the 50's.
Apparently an assimilated form of Mercy.

Merry is occasionally a short form of Meredith.
Nowadays the name is usually bestowed because of its association with the adjective denoting a cheerful and jolly temperament.
In the accent of Canada and the central and northern US there is no difference in pronunciation between Merry and Mary.

Merry Anders appeared in many movies and TV shows.

by ger,eng,irish girl February 5, 2010

methylenedioxyamphetamine

Methylenedioxyamphetamine (MDA) is a psychedelic hallucinogenic drug and empathogen/entactogen of the phenethylamine family. It is chemically related to methylenedioxymethamphetamine (MDMA) but its effects differ somewhat. Instead of loved up feelings of euphroia, MDA produces a much more psychadelic experiance and gives a feeling of awe and wonder rather than straight out mashedness.

i had a Methylenedioxyamphetamine pill my first drop and i got really fucked up. it was great!

by Daver... August 29, 2006

merryweather

The short, blue-wearing fairy from Disney's Sleeping Beauty. She's the one with a temper, and the evil horned queen calls her "the rebel." It's her spell that turns Princess Aurora's dress blue and alerts the queen's crow where they are all hiding.

Tanya: (while watching Sleeping Beauty) Wait, what's the blue one's name?
Joe: Merryweather. And I can't believe you're making me watch this with you.

by xoemilyox July 9, 2007