medium five

A medium five is when you give someone a high-five, but its at stomach level.

Thomas: * reaches out for a handshake *
John: * slaps his hand, giving him a medium five *

by CheddaryCheese May 26, 2018

Medium Smying

A cross between a Medium and a small. Is said with a bizzare jaw movement.While saying medium move your head in a forward dip. While saying Smying move the jaw to the right or left as well as tilting the head. In that direction

Correct: Your shirt is a medium smying
Incorect: Did you say medium smon?

by M12345O February 14, 2012

Medium chubs

When the penis is halfway between soft and hard

My girlfriend caught me masterbating because I️ had medium chubs

by Lildicky904 January 24, 2018

Medium

Not fat, but not skinny. May be described as stout.

Person A: Wow! Look at you fat ass!
Person B: I'm not fat. I'm medium.

by nilethe146 December 3, 2021

Medium hoss

A medium sized kid who swears, but has a heart of gold

“That kid right there is a medium hoss”

by Gorillacrotch July 29, 2022

medium lit

Somewhere between able to drive and vomiting in your shirt so no one sees. Possibly able to drive a short distance safely even though you shouldn't. A BAC between the ranges 0.06 and 0.10.

Katie: Were you trashed last night when you ran over that deer?
Brad: I was medium lit. Otherwise I would have pulled over and made a tuxedo out of the carcass and ran around with it.
Katie: Oh that's great! Glad you are OK!

by DixieWreckedMLNJ January 1, 2017

Medium Waffle

When you stick a square shaped waffle in between your ass cheeks and squeeze.

Hey Bill, I’m going to medium waffle tonight, wanna come along?

by Annnanaaa April 21, 2018