loch ness monster

40-foot-high girl-scout after my t'ree-fi'ty. Once captured by Mr. Burns to win back popularity.

Did I ever tell you about the time I saw the Loch Ness Monster?

by B-Drac November 15, 2003

Looched

1. The art of having a theory and/or rumor debunked in extremely short and swift fashion by the Looch or his staff of minions. 2. A swift banning at the hands of Billy Liucci of the Marron and White Report at texags.com

Trick brought some info to Texags in the hopes of stirring up the masses and got his ass looched.

by Bonfire 1996 September 28, 2008

Locho

When people mention "Locho", they typically refer to their mental state of happiness or general approval."
"It" can be added to articulate the "Locho" more. An even number of "it" will make the "Locho" be positive, while an odd number will make it negative.

Person A: "Look at my new car!"
Person B: "It it Locho isch es it it (allemal)!

by nifty2k May 24, 2020

loch ness monster

A gargantuan turd of epic proportions that is long enough to actually stick out of the water like the head of the 'real' loch ness monster. (Must be a solitary log-type poop)

"Babe, call the news...i've spotted the loch ness monster swimming in our toilet..."

by Poop-doggy-dog April 13, 2009

Lochlin

Lochlin is a real daddy, the manly man.

Lochlin came home last night and tied me down and let me know whos boss.

by Boibabbi May 17, 2018

Lochlan

Perfect and Invisible. The apex of human achievement. The personification or god. Equipped with a large shlong.

He revolutionized the Indian Caste system! What an absolute Lochlan!

by Abstractnumber March 9, 2021

loochmas gifts

Gifts you get for loochmas. They normally get lost though.

where are my loochmas gifts? I can't find my loochmas gifts.

by DaRealLooch January 14, 2021