Lording Out

When one "lords" out.

I was totally lording out playing mario kart!

by JoeyWeggoMyEggo January 3, 2011

Leading

Where a man takes a mechanical pencil lead, insert's it halfway into their urethra while erect then breaks it off, after becoming flaccid he will then bend his dick to break it up further. The end result is a grayish bloody liquid the next time he pisses.

Do you guys want to do some Friday night Leading while watching Breaking Bad?

by bing ong January 30, 2022

full tilt lording

when one fucks shit up and does work

me and steve went full tilt lording when we put an arizona ice tea bottle in the laundry.

by notorious S.I.P. November 10, 2009

Loafing

To take over a bar jukebox and play the same meatloaf song over and over on full volume.. then leave. Preferably "I would do anything for love," but any long meatloaf song serves the same purpose. (to annoy)

Man, we sure gave that bar a good Loafing. I don't know if that song will ever stop playing.

by adi3u January 18, 2009

Loafing

When a man only gets "half hard"

Tom was loafing during class

by Tiim Howard October 3, 2010

Loarding

To utilize your magical skills

Barry was loarding on Rachel.

by XoXo007 September 1, 2013

loafing

The act of traveling to a local bakery with the intention of buying and consuming a loaf of bread as a meal. Usually done in groups containing an even number of persons so that each member is allowed half of a loaf.

"Would you like to go loafing for lunch today?"

by Tyler Sanderson September 20, 2008