lapos

Lazy ass piece of shit

Ryan is such a lapos. He refuses to get a job and sits on the couch all day blaming others for his problems

by AEMEQB December 28, 2010

lmao

An abbreviated form of "Laughing My Ass Off" that originated from the possibility of laughing so hard that one slides out of the chair and onto one's ass.

Person 1: So the nun says, "Not without my gimp mask."
Person 2: LMAO OUCH!
Person 1: Are you ok?
Person 2: Yeah, I laughed so hard I literally LMAO and now my butt bone hurts like hell.

by NightRaven April 9, 2008

Chairman Lmao

Regarded as one of the most important figures in modern world history, Lmao is still a controversial figure today, over thirty years after his death. He is held in high regard in China where he is often portrayed as a great revolutionary and strategist who eventually defeated Chiang Kai-shek in the Chinese Civil War, and transformed the country into a major power through his policies. However, many of Lmao's socio-political programs such as the Great Leap Forward and the Cultural Revolution are blamed by critics from both within and outside China for causing severe damage to the culture, society, economy and foreign relations of China, as well as enormous and unnecessary loss of lives, a peacetime death toll in the tens of millions.

Although still officially venerated in China, his influence has been largely overshadowed by the political and economic reforms of Deng Xiaoping and other leaders since his death. Lmao is also recognized as a poet and calligrapher.

Allen: "Dude, Chairman Lmao was a pretty ballin' chairman."

Andrew: "I'll Lmao YOUR chairman."

Tess: "I'll chairman YOUR Lmao."

goldfingerdgreat: sup
smartassukrigga: chairman lmao just died
goldfingerdgreat: bummer dude
smartassukrigga: lol

by a-chaps January 12, 2008

lapoon

An immature way to say vagina.

I want to see your LaPoon baby.

by lelo1345 December 5, 2016

Lmao

LMAO means “laughing my ass off.”
It’s mostly overused by the fake “depressed” kids or kids trying to be cool on roblox.

Person 1: “Hi, how are you?”
Edgy Person: “LMAO, no”

by samsung rf28jbedb January 9, 2020

no-doolie-lapo-o-oh

A longer form of nope or no when either of those don't quite convey the point quite enough.

Can be used to emphasize over-the-topness.

A)Are you going.
B)No I'm not.
A)Are you definitely not going.
B)no-doolie-lapo-o-oh!

by the-mathmagician June 10, 2008

LMAO

Laugh my ass off

Used in Role Playing Games (RPG) and text messaging when someone says something extreemly funny to you.

Simmilar to ROFLOL. Can be used with this as in ROLFMAO.

"Did U C what Jen is Wearing? It is so damn ugly and she thinks she is all that."

"LMAO"

by SharaRenea December 26, 2007