eight legged freak

A crawly little creature with eight legs.

by Anonymous June 22, 2003

ligger

A racail slur for a left handed person, they often smell bad

A:dude I didn't know you were a lefty
B: yea man I've been lefty my whole life
A: hey teacher, can I switch seats. I can't focus next to this ligger. He smells horrible!
Teacher: don't use the L word in my class!

by realwordsthatreallyexist May 1, 2013

Do one legged ducks swim in circles?

If someone is trying to proove a point , but really has no idea what they are arguing , they might use this phrase "Do one legged ducks swim in circles?", it will throw the opposition for a while until the realise that no they dont , that would be stupid , thus is only good for short term evasion.

subject change is recommended before they realise :)

Fred:"so you actually understand quantum physics??"
Sam:"Does a duck with one leg swim in circles??"
Fred:"umm ??"
Sam:"look at the weather!!"
..
..
much later ...
Fred :" hey wait a minute , no !!"

by Duck expert May 27, 2003

Three Legged Chinaman

This is a sex act in which the receiving partner is bent over and taking it in the ass. Then, right before climax, pull out, flip them over on their back, and quickly jizz in their eyes. Then, kick them in the side of the leg. Now, their on their three remaining limbs with their eyes closed shut, and viola! A Three Legged Chinaman.

Andy: "So dude, I gave the 'ho a three legged chinaman last night!"

Randy: "Nice man!"

Mandy: "Ah! I can't see where I'm going Andy!"

by Anonymous Bee. Tard November 7, 2007

One Legged Pirate

When your special someone is giving you oral sex you ejaculate on her chin and you trim your pubic hair, then you sprinkle your hair on her chin making it look like she has a beard then tell her to stand up, next you kick her least favorite leg and poke her eye. So she is a one legged pirate.

Dude 1: I pulled a fast one on my girl yesterday.
Dude 2: No way really the One Legged Pirate.!
Dude 1: Yeah she looked like Captn Ahab.

by neozzythe1 June 24, 2009

logged on

when someone shits on you, you have been logged on

Peter logged on me today

by kermit999 October 25, 2009

two legged cum dumpster

A filthy whores' twat.

That stripper was definitely a two legged cum dumpster.

by jlet April 24, 2010