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The Leaping Leprechaun 

A man climbs to the top of bunk beds with his sexual partner on the ground with his/her legs open ready for insertion. The man then leaps off and attempts to land in him/her...usually resulting in a broken penis. Also known as The Peter Pan
"Dude I broke my dick last night doing The Leaping Leprechaun with Mary."
The Leaping Leprechaun by tipemma October 17, 2008

leaving someone on read 

Leaving you on read means that I don't want to talk to u atm. This means it's the end of the conversation, not "keep texting me until I eventually respond"
A: mhm
B: *leaves on read*
This indicates that person B is done talking. This does not mean person A should keep talking. Leaving someone on read means to leave the conversation.
When the Toronto Maple Leafs give up a lead during regulation play, or really at any time.
The Leafs have been leafing their last 5 games, by blowing their 3-0 lead during the last period and losing in overtime.
Leafing by nurse21 January 8, 2018

Tea Leafing 

Tea-Leafing v. The female version of Tea Bagging. It is when a woman places her genitals on a unknowing and/or unwilling person.

Past Tense: Tea-Leafed
Jamie passed out with her shoes on and some drunk chick tea-leafed her. Her face smelled weird for a week.

Look! Some fat chick is Tea Leafing Mark from accounting!!
Tea Leafing by PKPNewbz June 1, 2009
Verb used to describe various activities that occur on a lake.
Dave: Fuck it's hot out!
Ben: I concur, we are going laking today.
laking by M.H.Y. June 4, 2010
A man with unlimited beauty and self-confidence. A leking thinks he is gods gift to the world, and probably is. The fact that he knows this makes him somewhat annoying and amusing at the same time.
leking is loving himself again.

Typical leking
leking by Rach July 10, 2004