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clobber the kleenex

to jack off into a kleenex.
stop gazing at me and go clobber the kleenex asshole!
by Jenna April 5, 2003
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Keeno

Originates from the word 'keen' and means someone who is keen to impress their teacher in class.
Somebody who loves to get to lessons exactly on time, or in some extreme cases, a little early. Also does all homework that's been set, and more that they've requested from the teacher. Is quite frequently bullied by other students, especially townies, but is too busy trying to please the teacher to notice.
It helps if a keeno is intelligent, but it doesn't matter if they're not.
Townie: omg bruv look at dat keno ova dere
Bruv: what a fucking keeno
by dont-forget-the-two-tone-bands November 14, 2004
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Cum Kleenex

When a guy takes a kleenex and cums on it then puts it back in the box so then some dumb broad grabs it and wipes cum all over there face.
Domenic: I just cummed in that kleenex.
Indy: Oh my god. Really?
Domenic: Watch
-MOMENTS LATER-
Ashley: THERES CUM ON MY FACE! EW.
Domenic: HA BITCH! i just gave you a cum kleenex
by Stephanie Giorgie March 9, 2008
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Keenan

Someone who is nice and handsome. They are usually pretty happy but when theyre upset, they are really upset. They have alot of friends and hate to have enemies.Usually an irish name, most keenans are usually foreign or african american.
Dude, ur such a keenan.
by doctor doomsday December 7, 2009
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krispy kleenex

The morning-after crusty paper tissue evidence left by the bedside after cleaning up ejaculate mess w/it. Inspired by those ever popular Krispy Kreme donuts.
I left Sheila a fresh half-dozen Krispy Kleenex by her nightstand.
by rob chaidez July 28, 2008
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Keenan

An amazing person who is the best friend anyone could ever have. He's sweet, funny, super smart, always uses big words, is really freaking hot, has a rockin' bod, and makes every girl want him.
"Keenan, I want you so bad. You're amazing." -Olivia
"I know, but I love Alexis, not you. Sorry." -Keenan
"Okay, I'll stay out of the way, since she's your GIRLFRIEND and all. And I'm just a friend." -Olivia
by Girlfriend of Keenan. October 18, 2011
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peachy fucking keen

A expression that everything is great, even when there are problms showing.

To face danger with a feeling that you are going to win regardless.
"We are gonna go into that courtroom , with our heads held high and everything is gonna be peachy fucking keen, got it!"
by Glenn Griffiths August 14, 2006
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