knicked

1) to steal

2) to get caught

1) me and Pete just knicked all these candy bars from the shop

2) did you hear Pete and Shaun got knicked for stealing them candy bars

by Gabriel Grimm April 2, 2009

Knacker's yard

Area of a slaughterhouse where animal carcasses unfit for human consumption are rendered into useful materials such as glue.

As an English colloquial expression, it is used to describe a person or object that is spent beyond all reasonable use, as in "He is only fit for the knacker's yard".

"If Barry Bonds' knee gets any worse, the only trade the Giants will find possible is one with the knacker's yard".

by Guy Dalziel August 3, 2006

yo-yo knickers

a lady, or in this age, gentleman, who is selectively promiscuous.

first seen in Ireland in the 1970s

She must have yo-yo knickers to have slept with that many guys.

by heather September 24, 2004

Knacker Shower

When an Irish gypsy (or Knacker) has no shower facilities and uses excessive amounts of spray deodrant to cover up the smell, whilst creating an even worse one

I was fiercw smelly the morning after that fight and so I had a Knacker Shower John Joe

by Cill-bert March 9, 2009

keep your knickers on

said to someone who's getting far too panicy about some minor thing... like keep your hair on, keep cool.. etc..

I'll do it in a minute! keep your knickers on!

by sibergoth June 11, 2006

knacker drinking

When someone over 18 or someone that looks over 18 gets loads of cheap drink for underage irish teenagers, which they drink in the middle of no where until they don't remember what they did and go home either absolutely hammered(much to the dismay of their parents?) or in an ambulance(much to the dismay of their liver).

Sean picks up phone.
Ray: "Aaah, boyz, whats going down today, boss?"
Sean: "Aaah, Dannys going into Tescos to get 40 cans and den going into Aldi to get 10 naggins of Smirnoff so we can go knacker drinking up da trax"
Ray: "Sorted boss, meet you dere in 5 min, boss, boss"
Sean: "Yeah, well sorted, Tomas was in a bad state yesterday"
Ray: "Always is, 12 Dutch Gold is his limit, man, boss"

by Yellow Yellow December 24, 2008

knackers

1. A slang term for 'testicles'.
2. A yard where horses are killed for food or glue, short for the "knacker's yard".
3. Sometimes used in place of 'knackered', meaning 'tired' or 'worn out'.

1. He's got his knackers in a twist.
2. We sent Red Rum to the knacker's yard.
3. My knackers are knackers after all that fun in the knacker's.

by Kevin Watkins May 13, 2004