Jong

When you put a joint in the bowl of a bong.

"Hay bro, pass the jong"

by chewchewgo July 6, 2016

Kim Jong Un

greasy haired fat man with a large assortment of nuclear weapons

kim jong un is dummy thicc

by NotATakenUsername May 17, 2022

jong

A large animal (especially a cat)

your pet is such a jong

by Queen of Words February 25, 2018

Kim Jong Un

A very large man who really hates america and has very large nukes to compensate for something.

okay but really he is the leader of North Korea and has been running with the very large hatred of western imperialism and I would say doesn't really care about the well being of his citizens with the recent famines.

"what is he gonna do eat me?" -Royal Pear

Person 1: "did you hear Kim Jong Un is gonna make more nukes?"
Person 2: "he always does that"

by InkDemonnD February 25, 2024

Jonged

it means to cockblock by any means whether verbal or non verbal and to destroy your opponent at all cost rendering him useless for the night

“ oh shit ! Alvin just got jonged again looks like he will have another lonely night ”

by Theinevitablesausage May 6, 2025

Boom Boon Jing Jong chinky

Ethnic slur for Chinese Muslims

I hate those Boom Boon Jing Jong Chinkys

by SlungySlughterfism December 26, 2022

Kim Jong Un

Jerking off and ejaculating, acting like a missile that goes up and falls short. Then taking the tip of your dick and inserting it into a shitty anus, getting shit on the tip to make it look like his haircut ; then people clapping afterwards

My girl likes when I give her a Kim Jong Un

by Joseph P. Mama March 6, 2024