john dongle

(n.) an exclamatory expression similar to diddly squat that most commonly means "nothing" but can have other meanings depending on the context
(adj.) silent, not making noise

I don't wanna hear john dongle out of your lying mouth, Katie.

by CosmikJack January 13, 2017

john may

The Goat who died for our sins...lol and RIP

"John May died for our sins"

by #POLICJA October 5, 2017

John Wick

It's a really nice and sweet movie about this man's love for his dog that his wife gave him after she passed away from a terminal illnesses

I really love the movie John Wick

by Margarita Charlie November 16, 2019

John Craig

Retard

John Craig is a huge retard

by Papa petey November 22, 2019

John Kevin

Bright, quiet, and devious. Great prospects for being an outstanding man, or a Glizzy Gobler.

“John Kevin, come here!”

by Genennene May 8, 2021

john ace

He's the most caring person I've ever known. He will always make you happy. You can always lean on him and always there for you. Best son and eldest of his siblings. He's a honest and genuine person, I can't afford to lose him. Sweet, soft and handsome that's making me crazy. He's my favorite person. And don't be deceive by his look-so-mad voice, he's always like that but he's really kind with a little "kagaspangan".

I love you so much, John Ace.

by Baby Eal June 8, 2021

The Captain John Morgan

The act of Inserting the index finger into a vagina for pleasure only to leave it there stationary until awkward silence is broken.
It is customary to salute these men when seen with the arm extended and the index finger pointed to the horizon.

Well David finally maned up last night... sort of. He pulled the Captain John Morgan on Suzie. hahahaahha

by KilldozerUnited February 5, 2009