johanism

A sect of religion that's based loosely on being uncertain or wishy-washy. This sect worships the Shakespearean phrase "To be or not to be", multiplied indefinitely with no point of decision.

He is a prime example of johanism.

johanism by iseethelight September 18, 2007

Johan 

A Johan is someone who pwns very hard at gaming.

"l0l d00d wtf hez liek a Johan ffs!"

Johan by Abogami May 10, 2009

sue johanson 

Sue Johanson is the shit. She talks about sex every Sunday night on Oxygen, & knows everything. Plus with her being a billion years old makes it all better, & more entertaining. Watching her explain the sex toy of the week is hilairous; & a great conversation starter for school on Monday!

kristen- "did you watch sue johanson last night? she talked about a cock ring! but her positions of the week are getting weak."
larsyn- "no, i can't believe you watch that show."

sue johanson by YoItsKristenAP April 3, 2008

scarlett johanssoning

Taking semi-nude pictures of yourself in the mirror.
P.s. Preferably with a bum as hot as Scarlett Johansson's

I can't leave the bathroom now - I am busy Scarlett Johanssoning...

scarlett johanssoning by sp@ngeb@b September 19, 2011

Johanna

Johanna is a European name (pronounced as: yo-ha-na) derived from the meaning "God is Gracious." If you ever meet a girl named Johanna just know that she is kind, smart, generous, passionate, affectionate, pretty, wise, and a very intuitive person. Johanna is a good person and would sacrifice anything for you. A girl named Johanna would be a great best friend or girlfriend. If you ever get the pleasure of dating a Johanna she will be very loyal to you and will be a great girlfriend. She will give you cuddles whenever and will be very affectionate towards you. Never let her go because she will be your best relationship ever.

Johanna is not okay but she pretends she is.

Johanna by i.am.a.chicken.nugget. March 25, 2020

Johan 

Look at that guy, looks like the Hulk. Its a goddam beast.

look at Johan, it is a famous BeastTank

Johan by WilcoB March 7, 2009

JoHANN! 

Many See Johann Sebastian Bach as an excessively talented composer of many famous symphonies, this being true he was more renowned for being the original gangster. With nobody wanting to get close enough to join his gang or anyone daring to start a rival gang he simply stood alone. Johann was forced to target innocent victims to continue his blood lust. Usually upper-class people at banquents. His weapon of choice being an extremely dull axe, so dull that it might as well not even be an axe, he would hang out of his one-man chariot and reduce the victims skull to the consistency of mashed potatoes. The only clue that Johann's victims had of their rapidly approaching fate was Johann battle cry which was in fact his name:

JO-HANN!!!

"Oh my god I think I see JoHANN!"

-mashed potatoes-

JoHANN! by Dylustin March 9, 2008