caught jacking off

When you doing your daily jerk at night and your mom or dad walks in and catches ya.

Jake: (slap) (slap) (SLAP)

Dad: Hey son, could I....What the F**k !!?!!!!!

by x9 May 13, 2005

pussy jacking

A mutual masturbation technique where the girl mounts the guy and jacks off his cock against her pussy using her own natural juices for lubrication.

Pussy jacking my cock got her so wet that she soaked through right to the bed!

Although my girlfriend won't let me fuck her, she likes pussy jacking me off to feel me cum against her clit.

Um, would you mind shaving before pussy jacking me? Your hairy bush rubs my cock raw!

by Revoe February 1, 2009

Jecking

When a rapper says a sentence, then a word that is related to, but not connected, to the sentence.

Bob: "I ate a taco yesterday. Guacamole!
I'm a better rapper than Dre. Lies!"

Jim: "stop jecking Bob"

by Frank Meckawitz March 13, 2015

jacking off

when a guy rubs his big throbbing cock cuz he can't put it in my pussy cuz i am too busy rubbing it to notice him

by sexybabe August 21, 2003

Jockin

when a guy wants to get with you badly

OH GIRL he is jockin you tonight!

by Cduh November 4, 2003

Jockin' My Fresh

Cramping someone's style, getting up in their business. Too close.

Hey dude, why you gotta be jockin' my fresh?

by Aveni Bros-Allen December 22, 2008

jacking off

Giving the 'Private' a dishonorable discharge.

Battling the Cyclops. (Or.. how to kill a Tennessee eel.)

by Private P. Nuss August 16, 2004