jizzeronic

When something (anything it doesn’t have to be sexual) is so amazing that it makes you metaphorically or physically cum

Oi your brownies are actually so jizzeronic

by Finley bigger March 1, 2018

Jizzle

Jizzle - the word used to explain the feeling of sexual excitement to the point of cumming and/or urinating without the ability to control it. Premature Ejaculation over an exciting moment, usually in public. Commonly suffered by virgins and those with little sexual experience.

"Frank had me laughing so hard I jizzled myself "

by -Temperant April 2, 2019

jizzled

like chiseled, you pull out and cum on a chicks stomach and give her a 6-pack. Now she's jizzled

"fuck, that felt good. You're jizzled now"

by desensed November 6, 2019

Jizzlescore

When you hit a trick shot with your jizz into a chicks mouth.

"I jizzlescored into Amanda's mouth."

by Pickel Train December 31, 2020

Jizzles

another word for cum rope; unit of measurement

If Joe jacks off for five hours, approximately how many Jizzles will he produce? what formula was used?

by DickSword Nitro November 8, 2022

highway jizzery

When you pay a hooker and find out she is a dude

Not to be confused with highway robbery

What the hell bitch, this is highway jizzery

by Whiter0x July 23, 2017

sizzle jizzle

When a man shoots a load of cum into a fire

Last year's Fourth of July ended with a drunken circle-jerk and a spectacular mass sizzle jizzle into the bonfire.

by JL_JL July 10, 2018