Beef Jerky

Masturbation on the Oregon Trail.

Liesel: Johnny, hurry, mother is dying of dysentery!
Johnny: Just gettin' me some beef jerky.

by Johnny132435 February 18, 2011

Hot Jerky

When you fuck a girl in the ass and she shits on your dick, and then you stick your shit-covered dick in her pussy

"Things were going great with Maria until she asked me to give her Hot Jerky, I just couldn't do it man"

by azztomouth69 May 4, 2016

beef jerky

When you receive a handjob that causes you to ejaculate, see {turkey jerky}

"I didn't get a BJ, but I got some nice beef jerky

by The Midget December 21, 2004

Road Jerky

Road Kill that was sat for a long period of time. the heat cures it like Beef Jerky

-"Man, you just hit that coyote"
-"Eh. It'll be road jerky before long in this heat."

by AZGator July 4, 2009

Geek'd Jerky

Noun from the generation group known as "Jerks" or "Geeks"- Geek'd Jerky is a Geeked up/Jerk kids penis.That is fed to sex hungry nerd addicted females.

Man she liked how i jerked at the party that i took her home and fed her my geek'd jerky.

by Yung Drizzy July 29, 2009

Beef Jerky

Something you say when a really fat bitch walks by.

by Jamie&Ashley February 11, 2003

grief jerky

Masturbating when you are sad

My girlfriend dumped me so I am on a diet of grief jerky.

by fabulousone January 19, 2013