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Jared

Jared is any bad word in the dictionary. Hypocritical, fake, a liar, you will never know if he’s a good guy or a bad guy. he’ll leave you guessing and that’s the worse part because he’ll always come out in the end as the most shittiest person you could love. Don’t trust any J’s so easily they’re the most confusing people you’ll meet.
“OH THATS A JARED be careful
by From the best December 27, 2018
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Jared

Justin: jared looks it’s an under age kid
Jared: where
Jared: I want him in my basement, or I will do his mom
by Jared ppppo July 14, 2022
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Jared

Jared is a nice kind and caring man. Part time Netflix Support worker, full time best friend. Loves a great Pretty Little Lairs marathon, but not too athletic XD When he was younger he aspired to be an electrician, but now the only thing he turns on is the ladies ;)
Paul (Jared friend): "Jared, want. to go work out?"
Jared:"Sure! What season should we start on?"
by Gared4lyfe July 20, 2017
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Jared

A cool friend and would never leave his friends but can be a dick sometimes
Man Jared is such a cool friend
by Uber March 15, 2017
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Jared

actual size of dick ------> * . used to describe a tiny dick.
he has a Jared
by urban da urban April 4, 2022
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Jared

no bitches, tiny cock, gets men, uses cum for hair styling.
Jared gets no bitched
by urban da urban April 4, 2022
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Jared

He is a big dick of a person , he tends to play with people on purpose, and jerks off to his mom more times then counted
" hey when it comes to guys I don't wanna be a Jared ."
by Echo_nunya February 25, 2017
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