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jabbed all up the lip

To be punched in the mouth, usually for doing something stupid or irritating.
If you don't give me that twos you promised me you're gonna get jabbed all up the lip.
by mainframejeff July 10, 2009
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JAB

a definition meaning gay/ homosexual and can be substituded for the word at any time or place(to speak in code)
also can be used as JABBY which is the behavior of, or actions, or even the feeling of a gay person
Aaron is so JAB i swear i saw him giving head head behind McDonalds, but he is noe hallf as JABBY as Brittian...
by dawordspecialist July 26, 2007
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jab rash

When the man has too quickly skipped through foreplay and tries to jab his erect penis repeated into a dry, very dry vagina; the only thing usually accomplished is a angry irritated vagina. The results of repeated invasion of an improperly lubricated vagina by an impatient erect penis.
One guy says to his buddy, "Hey man, did you score with that hot chick you took home last night?"
His buddy responds, "I think so, when I tried to hit it again this morning, she said she was suffering from "jab rash'."
by herumgirl November 23, 2013
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Jabs

Used in freight brokerage. When something actually goes according to plan.
Holy shit! That driver actually picked up and delivered that load on time without cursing anyone out?! That is totally jabs!
by ShinnyPutty April 2, 2022
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Jab the Hog

To wake up in the dead of night, fully torqued, and aggressively masturbate just to fall back asleep.
“Had to jab the hog last night. Wasn’t horny, just medically necessary.”
by GeneKreemer March 24, 2025
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Jab

Ho cuz! I met up with this hot, fat chick last night. We jabbed all night long.
by ChiefTripod June 21, 2023
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god jab

what someone said in roblox lol what it means: Good Job but shorter, And I don't know how to spell because I am an Idiot
by Landonisanidiot December 17, 2021
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