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Internet Sheep

1. Someone who mindessly follows, believes and emulates anything and everything what he sees, reads on the internet media without checking the source of information.

2. Someone who for the name of fame/recognition does stupid vines and videos. A waste of flesh and brain cells.

3. Anyone who blindly follows and joins big argues and hates toward something or someone without critical analysis by just following the subjective opinion of creator author
This page is full of internet sheeps. They are all fooled by an author with wrong info
by UzbekCurly June 11, 2020
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Internet Disciple

Someone from the suburbs who listens to rap music (typically the drill genre) that is so fanned out that they take on the gang beefs of the artists they listen to, dissing the opposing gang members and acting gangster on the internet. Stemming from the beefs between the street gangs known as the “Black Disciples” and the “Gangster Disciples”, internet disciples will take it on themselves to try to insult and provoke fans of, and even the gang members themselves, on the side opposite of the one they’ve chosen.
Guy 1: Man I can’t believe 22Gz got arrested, I hope they free him he one of my favorite artists

Internet Disciple: YO FUCK 22GZ AND FUCK HIS DEAD HOMIES TOO, FREE THAT BOY SO HE CAN CATCH A HEADSHOT FROM SHEFF G, WOO GANG FOR LIFE

Guy 1: Man who do you know out there? Y’all internet disciples are goofy as hell, go clean your room Timmy before your mom gets home
by Jam Tha Man January 11, 2022
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Special High Intensity Training

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from members, it will be our policy to keep all members well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T)

We are trying to give our members more S.H.I.T than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T on the course, please see your Duke. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T list, and our Vice Dukes are especially skilled at seeing you get all the S.H I.T. you can handle.

Members who don't take S H I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMERGENCY EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T).

Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T seriously will have to go to EXTRA ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T). Since our Vice Dukes took S.H.I.T before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T already. If you are full of S.H.I.T, you may be interested in a job teaching others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LIST of LEADERS (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T).

For members who are intending to pursue a career in management and consulting, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T). This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T

If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING,
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T.S.H.I.T).

Thank you.
If Billy doesn't listen we'll put him into Special High Intensity Training.
by NinjaShark November 9, 2010
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internet best friend

An internet best friend is some one you can trust in life even though you havent sern them in person.To some people it's all they have you could be talking to them all day every day. Then you met them its even better but then once they leave its back to talking to them every day on a device, but then agian on the other hand you might not ever get to see them because of a family member saying its fake but follow your dreams and go see your bestfriend :)
Im Going To See My Internet Best Friend Today!!! I Cant Wait!!!!!!😭❤
by ♡Ayeeeeeeee♡ December 17, 2017
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Greater internet Fuckwad Theory

Normal Person+Anonymity+Audience=Total Fuckwad

the theory that people act like jerks because they want attention and can't be caught.


originated from Penny-Arcade
That troll is proof of the "Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory"
by v1cious October 6, 2004
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Internet

A vast tundra of knowledge, now corrupted and slowly imploding on itself. Those caught on the outskirts enter a void of stupidity and insecurity. Eventually, it will completely cave in on itself, and then explode with such force, we will all be sent to an information oblivion. Random bits of intelligence will float amongst vast oceans of idiocy, and all of man kind will commit suicide in a futile effort to repent for creating such a weapon of mass destruction. God will not accept their sacrifice, and everyone will go to hell, where Satan will get pissed off at the extreme overpopulation of his facilities, and send everyone to someplace copletely unihabitable, like Utah.
The four horsemen of the apocalypse crashed my unix server. Lol internet.
by The Minus January 17, 2005
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Internet Thug

1) An Internet thug, is a guy that acts all hardcore on the PC (via internet), but if you saw them in person, you would laugh.

2) a person that talks sh.... over the internet or over the phone, but in person, does not. Infact avoids confutation wholeheartedly.

also see Studio gangster definition.
Phat-0m killah acts like his all tough and sh.. but deep down that guy aint nothing but an internet thug...
by darth48076 March 16, 2004
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