iPad

An electronic device designed by Apple that is less functional than a laptop, and less portable than an iPhone.

So I combined my phone and laptop, but instead of making a portable laptop, I made a non portable iPod touch........THE iPad!

by squeakshard765 January 2, 2015

ipad

Those who are clueless what an mp3 player is might call any kind of device with head phones an iPad. Mostly senior citizens

granny 1 : Teenagers today are too obsessed with technology
granny 2 : Yea, they are always listening to their iPads , in our time we had to go out and buy a record off a store
(The above is a true story)

by Takavar June 5, 2005

iPad

The iPad is a revolutionary tablet computer designed and marketed by Apple, meant for internet browsing, media consumption, gaming, and light content creation. Unlike many older tablets, it uses fingertips for input instead of a stylus. Released in April 2010, it introduced a class of devices between smartphones and laptops.

What is the revolutionary device that was released from Apple lately?

That would be the iPad!

by MatthewB123 May 1, 2010

iPad

An electronic reading device that can only be used by non-menopausal women. The device will only operate once a month for a period that coincides with a woman's period.

"Oh I just remembered it's that time of month - I better turn on my iPad."

by honkhiam April 22, 2010

iPad

The first main-stream tablet computer from Apple. It runs on a modified version of the iPhone OS that supports different features such as a changeable background as well as a "flipable" home screen. Many consider a giant iPod touch, however there are a few differences, such as apps that the two devices can run. Often hated on by people that can't afford it, it draws much envy when busted out at a party or buisness meeting.

Whoa!! Is that the new iPad from Apple?

You are retarded for buying an iPad!!! *Thinks to self* I wish I could afford one.....

by JoexBroxFoxSho April 19, 2010

I paid more income taxes than Donald Trump.

The slogan that portrays President Trump as a con man in the White House, whose billionaire image is a sham: an inept businessman and a serial tax avoider, who paid only $750 in federal income taxes in 2016 and 2017 each—a figure that is far less than what millions of blue-collar Americans are paying—but would deduct $70,000 to take care of his hair.

Teachers, nurses, and cooks, most of whom paid much more than $750 in tax, are protesting by wearing a T-shirt that says “I paid more income taxes than Donald Trump.” to expose his fake riches and financial shenanigans.

by MathPlus September 28, 2020

iPad

Apple's new tablet PC. Strange name. Maybe it will be the best Apple product, period.

Can you get a Maxi iPad?

by libala January 27, 2010