conditioning hike

The most hellish and painful experiences on the planet. It starts off with a simple walk. And about 90 pounds on your body. For 21 kilometers. A big "fuck you" given to US Marines before they redeploy.

Hey Martinez, you want to go to McDonald's?
Nah man, I can't get fat before the Conditioning Hike.
Oh fuck, I forgot!

by Doc Of the Walk March 30, 2015

Bullshit Hike

When a person is walking around, trying to bullshit his/her family and friends, into lending them money. But nobody wants to lend him/her any money, because the person doesn't pay back or never had a job.

John is on a bullshit hike, because he needs five hundred dollars to pay his rent.

by Tony "Tone" Vega September 16, 2016

Wkd hike

A ceremony, where both a female and Male(Or both the same sex) enjoy a lovely strole through the darkness and end up somewhere where they magically begin to takes one's clothes and begins intercourse, can also refer to the an individual walking off on their own and taking a shit

'Bais last night I went for a wkd hike, honestly she was insane' 'Fuck me bais I couldn't hold it in I had to go for a wkd hike last night that's why I missed the 18th kiss'.

by Voddy huzz September 16, 2017

Hooch-hiker

A female who dresses and looks like a hoochie while hitchhiking, hence Hooch-hiker.

Oh shit, look at that Hooch-hiker! I'm pulling over and giving her a ride!

by Hoochie momma 0414 August 25, 2018

Fallon Hike

Urban or neighborhood walk, sometimes in nature, sometimes in the mall. Rarely a true hike

I’m going to go on a 20 minute Fallon Hike around the mall, want to come with ?

by Kmf101516 May 23, 2019

Hybrid Hiker

Hybrid Hiker
A hiker that is a combination of the modern hiker, Bushcrafter, survivalist adventurer. Taking bits from every style and putting together to become a hybrid hiker.

Are you a hiker or a Bushcrafter? Well I’m a combination of both. I consider it to be a hybrid hiker.

by Deeman 74 February 7, 2020

Dirty Heike

When a woman who is usually all tuff and badass starts moaning and wining at the slightest intimate touches. She gets all embarressed and shy. And will feel more comfortable when the other person tells her to get all crazy/freaky with him/her.

Turns out when she touched her, she got a dirty heike.

by Slytherbitch April 27, 2020