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Homiesexual

Not gay but you would suck a homies dick.
Guy1. Yo dawg can I suck on your meat.
Guy2. Yeah your my homie, shouldn't even have to ask.
Guy1. Thanks, Damn!
Guy2. What?
Guy1. Your dick is bigger than last time.
Guy2. Yeah, I know, I drank a lot of apple juice, it helps and can make your penis bigger.
Guy1. Wow seems like it helped quite a bit.

Guy2. Yeah, Imma be honest you lookin phat as hell today damn u thick.(proceeds to spank Guy1.)
Guy1. Thanks them squats do be making my ass phat.
Guy2. I love being homiesexual.
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Homiesexual

Homiesexuality, is a sexuality where two or more homies love each other, and may engage in sexual/affectionate activities with one another. When one is homiesexual, and engages in sexual/affectionate activities with another homie it will not be considered a act of homosexuality.
Homie1 "Hey bro wanna kiss and cuddle?"

Homie2 "I mean i would, but ain't that homo?"

Homie1 "Na bro im homiesexual."

Homie2 "oh, then in that case hell ya."
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DUDE! IM HOMIESEXUAL FOR JACOB!
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Homersexual

Someone who is only sexually attracted to characters from the show, The Simpsons.
Benny is a Homersexual because he is sexually attracted to Marge Simpson.
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Josh: I'm homiesexual
Rhys:ok. Let's have sex
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When the only person you find attractive is Homer Simpson
"I was watching The Simpsons and i think i might be Homiesexual
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